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December 2006

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Week 52

im gonna nail your hands inside an oven an slowly turn it on. then i am gonna shove a hook up your ass an rip out all your organs. then with your stinkin carcass im gonna use your as asleeping bag - Shitty mac fuck you
At least I'd be serving a purpose in society.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
go to hell - em
Ever heard of Swindon? Been there, not going back. End of discussion.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
ur helping me get an answer to go to hell...and ii am not asking because there is a possibility that you could say no. - mm
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
you have more STD's then you do blood cells - joe
I've slept with a lot of loose women.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
If you were a poker hand you'd be 72o.... THE WORST POSSIBLE HAND!!! HAW HAWHAW HAW HHAHA HAHAH - Phil Hellmuth
I always impress on the flop.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
STFU IDIOT - Chrome-
Ummm...

Okay
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
jenny... - Anonymous
Fo-fenny?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
My screenname on AIM is AllahJihad666, feel free to harass me, - faggot
I'm sure the NSA is doing quite enough of that already.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
I'm gay! - faggot
So you say.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
I HATE YOUR LIFE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. I HATE THE WAY YOU SUCK DICK. I HATE THE WAY YOU WALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU STAND. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER, I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING RUN OVER BY A FUCKING GOATFUCKER IN A TRACTOR. I THEN HOPE THAT SAID GOATFUCKER'S DOG RAPES. AFTER THE DOG HAS EJACULATED UP YOUR NOW-DEAD ASS, I HOPE IT'S MASTER COMES OVER AND USES THE DOG-SPERM AS LUBE FOR HIS OWN AIDS-SWOLLEN DICK. I THEN HOPE HE CUTS YOU IN HALF AND BRINGS YOUR ASS BACK HOME FOR FURTHER ABUSE. I THEN HOPE THAT THE REST OF YOUR BODY GETS RUN OVER AGAIN, THIS TIME BY AN ANGRY PEDOPHILE WHO HAS FORGOTTEN TO TIE HIS SHOELACES. WHEN HE STEPS OUT OF HIS CAR TO SEE WHAT HE HAS HIT, HE PROMPTLY TRIPS AND LANDS HIS MOLESTOR-FACE ON WHATEVER MAY REMAIN OF YOUR CHEST. HE WILL THEN PROCEED TO SKULLFUCK YOU WITH MIS MINISCULE PENIS, WHICH HE SHRUNK SO HE COULD RAPE LITTLE GIRLS BETTER. I HOPE HE THEN CUTS A HOLE IN YOUR NECK SO HE CAN RAPE YOUR SPINE, BEFORE FINISHING UP. AT THIS POINT YOUR CORPSE WILL LOOK LIKE LITTLE MORE THAN GROUND MEAT. THEREFORE I HOPE THAT YOU GET FED TO SOME PIGS. WITH MONOBROWS. THEN I HOPE THAT THESE PIGS GET MOLESTED BY YOUR OWN CHILD, AND THAT YOUR CHILD THEN PROCEEDS TO EATING SAID PIGS, RAW. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU IN HELL. I HATE YOU TO NO END. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKER. - faggot
Yeah, yeah, all my ex-boyfriends get like you after a messy break up.

Get over it. Just because I fucked your mum.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Sunday, 24th December 2006
 
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