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December 2005

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Week 51

taiwoo is a git - taiwoo
How very nice for you. I note you also use the third person to describe yourself. Delusions of grandeur?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
you stupid fucken waNCER GO BUM YOUR MUM - haz
I wance as well as any man wances. Indeed, I am also a wancer of the fucken variety.

I'll do you a deal. If you can actually gain a qualification at under-graduate level, I'll consider your request.

Given that I think you're incapable of such achievement, I think I'm fairly safe from ever having to commit incest.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
you stupid cunt - haz
The reasons why this is accurate are manifold. Although, it's not particularly applicable in a literal sense: I'd applaud anyone who can come up with an argument as to why this is not so.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
You're really annoying, you know that? So much so that a stubborn owl will slap you when it sees you. Your annoyance surpasses your intellect ten fold and severly damages your attempts to do things right. Also youre constant underacheivement means your as thick as a mouse approaching a trap. - tingige
My constant underachievement is the legacy that I leave this world.

And my annoyance has often surpassed my intellect. Not that I often get very annoyed: merely that my intellect is incredibly stunted.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
You man united supporter - Patrick Staafish
I can't be a Manchester United supporter: I've actually be to Manchester.

Then again, does Manchester Airport actually count?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
YOU wizzle, you gotten a dick like its a rat tail crashed on a mouse trap.

you gonna die virgin. - abdutech

What, exactly, is a wizzle, ma nizzle? Personally, I think my dick looks more like an emaciated worm that has been stamped on by a fat school kid.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 
ur a penis-pulling, fanny-licking, fadge-sucking, anus fingering lesbianic piece of gay chicken shit! - TheReaper
If you mean that I'm a fanny magnet and gay icon, well...

You're an idiot. I couldn't get laid if I were an egg.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 19th December 2005
 

Week 49

by the way, ur new decoration thing is really shit
the old 1 was better - KEZZ

I'm glad that you think you're opinion holds weight.

Some one has to.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 5th December 2005
 
ur so gay. my poem was so good, ur just jealous u cudnt think of it.
any one tht knows u knows that ur so stupid a retarded class of slugs wud be able 2 out wit u.
- KEZZ

I've been jealous of a lot of things: guys who get all the girls; people who get more money than me and do nothing to earn it and people who generally get things they haven't earned.

I have never, ever been jealous of people who write shoddy, half-assed, boring poetry in my life. Get over it.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Monday, 5th December 2005
 
You are such a slut that you can shit bricks and not even notice.
- Taylor R insulting

Aren't you some kind of famous indie porn star?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Monday, 5th December 2005
 
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