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December 2004

Week 51

Hey Snookums. I really enjoyed last night, you give some fucking good head. Call me. - Margaret Thatcher
Yeah, it was an easy 1000.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st December 2004
 
We would never fuck you, and we're really, really, really easy. - Daphne and Celeste
My childhood dreams.... In tatters... I weep.

But top marks for being Daphne and Celeste. You called that music? Now that's an insult!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)
Overall: Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20 (100%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st December 2004
 
coleslaw - Kris
I can beat it: sauerkraut
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st December 2004
 

Week 50

If you were a transformer, you'd turn into something shit like.. a walkman or something man. - Surfer
Yeah, you'd probably still buy the toy version of me, though. And I'd play your Daphne & Celeste CDs over and over and over again.

U G L Y You ain't got no alibi.
You ugly!
Hey Hey!
You ugly!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Friday, 17th December 2004
 
Fear not me, i shall never enter thou abysmal crevice! For thou'st entries art mediocre. Fear me only upon those days which thou thinks to dine upon bangers and mash... i shall be residing in your potatoes... - Turgid Exploring Penis
I frequently think about eating bangers and mash.

Less so now...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Friday, 17th December 2004
 
twat licking, horse fucking anally raped piece of shit. You are so thick that you keep mistaking your head for your ass - kausen
Wipe your nose, wipe your ass... What's the difference?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 14th December 2004
 

Week 49

You are a Plonker - NeverNeverGuess
You're right. I can't really guess. But I do know you probably work for Bookham in Thatcham. So, it really isn't hard for me to work out the rest...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th December 2004
 
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