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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

December 2003

1.2.3

Week 49

You laughed at me. YOU FUCKING HAIRY RETARDED COCKSUCKING TWATMUCHING FECKBUGGERING BASTARDWANKER (Just in case you didnt know, a bastardwanker wanks bastards!!!) - ?!?
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Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 9th December 2003
 
Fuck a fucking fuckmonkey ya feckbuggering twatmonger - ?!?
That's not an insult. That's just funny. That brightened my day, thanks.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Monday, 8th December 2003
 
Fuck you ya prick! I've seen fleas with bigger brains and dicks than you! Go fuck a monkey ya hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ?!?
You clearly haven't thought this through... I mean, how would a flea fuck a monkey let alone someone as poorly endowed as me?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 8th December 2003
 
You, sir, are no gentleman! - Queen Elizabeth II
Come here, Queenie, I'll show you otherwise!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 8th December 2003
 
OH T&C 3.3.2 you will not post, link to or transmit: (a) any material that is unlawful, threatening, abusive, malicious, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, blasphemous, profane or otherwise objectionable in any way. - Judge Dredd
The fact that that says Blaphemous shows how tenuous that one is.

I doubt anything could be made to stick where blasphemy is concerned... Let's see: Jesus was a transvestite.

Otherwise, this site is abusive mostly to myself... It's a tad on the obscene side but not pornographic (which, judging by 3.3.3 is the main implication of that) and yeah, it's profane but what's a little fucking profanity here and there?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 8th December 2003
 
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