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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

December 2003

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Week 50

Your mums not a bad lay for a swindon hooker - Matt Biggs
My Mum would make a mighty fine hooker in Swindon. But she has a more reliable income and one that won't get her venerial disease. And Swindon is a mighty long way to commute just to prostitute yourself...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Wednesday, 17th December 2003
 
You're an obnoxious, half-arsed fuckwitt of an excuse for a human being. You bore such a striking resemblance to Simon Weston at birth that your mother rejected you and you had to be raised by a family of mangy, flea-ridden goats. You are less attractive than Mick Hucknall, physically, mentally and in every other sense, and are about as intelligent as a used match. The very fact that you have survived this long disgusts me. Frankly, you're a waste of space who would mean nothing to anybody if you weren't so fucking annoying. You retarded twat. You might as well be ginger. - Boop
This is how you insult someone: compare them to Mick Hucknall. I can live with being called half-arsed and obnoxious, hell, it's extra kudos in my book. But being compared to a ginger tosser like that, well, it's enough to make a man sob.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Tuesday, 16th December 2003
 
fuck off you obnoxious little twat - Cath
Er... You came here.

Doesn't it strike you as particularly stupid stopping by to tell me to fuck off when it would be much easier to ignore me and fuck off yourself?

But, you're female and we don't seem to get many of those around here so, please, abuse me and make me your bitch if that's what you want. Oh, and "How you doin'?"
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Tuesday, 16th December 2003
 
You're a very ordinary person. There is nothing 'stand-outish' about you. You are plain. You are nothing. You will probably grow up and become an office worker or something equally boring and ordinary. You will have no effect on the world ever. You will die, with a spouse or not, and you will be alone forever. You are an empty vessel; waiting to be refilled with the soul after you. - Mike
Is it any different for anybody else? I mean, I'm doing everything I can to avoid that fate but I can't keep it up forever.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 15th December 2003
 
There's a whole country for people like you; it's called France. - Mike
See, if you're refering to my America-bashing antics, I would say this: France and America are no different, they both want things done their own way and won't hear anything to the contrary.

My predisposition towards Garlic and Onions my prove you right, however, but I don't like wine, I could never eat frogs legs or snails and I'd have taken the Government in France to trial for bombing Rainbow Warrior.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Monday, 15th December 2003
 
It's not the fact that no-one likes you, it's the fact that no-one WANTS to like you. - Mike
That seems quite a reasonable conclusion...

It's not my fault I'm unpopular - it's everyone else's fault for not being interested in me.

Nah, that's bollocks. It's a well known fact I'm a prick.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 15th December 2003
 

Week 49

You are a BIG FAT HAIRY RETARDED SHITBRAINED PIMP. YER MUM WAS AN INFLATABLE DUMMY AND YER DAD'S CRAPPY EXCUSE FOR A DICK WAS ON HIS HEAD!!!!!!! FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ?!?
Yeah, yeah, we've heard it... I'm a blah, my mum's a blah and my Dad blah blah blah.

Next!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Saturday, 13th December 2003
 
You're a retarded asslicking twatmuching muthafucking feckbuggering cocksucking brainless bastardwanking fuckwit with the brains of a retarded pig's dick. - ?!?
Okay, it's not funny anymore. It was amusing the first two times and now it's just old.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Saturday, 13th December 2003
 
You stupid fat bastard, can't you see your selfish behaviour is starting to make me need to kill you, for fuck's sake I'm going to tear your fat fucking head off, I don't care any more, your time is running out, all I Can see is your fucking stretchmarks imprinted on my brain, I hate it, you think you're such a comedian, but your fart jokes don't appeal to me, your girlfriend looks like a fucking ape and she fucks like one too. - ROD MD
Like most webmasters of sites like this, I don't have a girlfriend... I don't know what you fucked but I suggest you report it to the RSPCA and get some tetanus jabs or something, especially with your skull swelling like it is.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 13th December 2003
 
You are a disfunctional pie eating banana shagging pimper with the IQ of a dogs right bollock, you are about as funny as piles in your gums and you have the wit of a constipated lab rat. Your mum is a hooker and your step dad is a pimp, you where abused as a child and as such feel it necessary to fist your dog, why dont you do us all a favour and stick your cock in a mangle, you feret faced piece of penile tissue. lard head - DaDaDa
There are many points to this insult.
  1. People eat pies, anyone who does anything else (in an accusative sense) with a pie is somewhat odd.
  2. I did not have sexual intercourse with that banana. Would you please describe what you mean by sexual intercourse?
  3. How many dog's right bollocks do you know with degrees?
  4. I imagine humour is the only relief for a constipated lab rat.
  5. I don't have a Step Dad...
  6. You're actually providing proof that I continue to be abused as an adult too.
  7. I'm not dating me ex anymore and, while she was a bit of a dog, I never once wanted to fist her.
  8. Why not stick my cock in a mangle? Do you really need me to run through all the reasons why it's a bad idea? You go ahead and try it for yourself...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Saturday, 13th December 2003
 
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