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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

December 2003

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Week 52

U look silly...but the web site looks awesome...good job ....wanna cookie? or maybe a dounut...hmm i'm hungry now...bye bye - Annie
It's very sweet of you to say so... A cookie or a doughnut would be nice... Do they have jam in them? Please tell me they have jam in them...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st December 2003
 
You're a fucking useless arsehole! I've been waiting for weeks for my new section and I haven't recieved a thing! I hope you burn in hell. Or better yet get sent to prison so I can beat the shit out of you. - Dave Dingle
Quit whining, you stupid arsehole... I'm working on it. It's not as if you'll do anything with this bloody new section anyway but it's next on my list, just so you know...

And, frankly, I've appalled at how bad your insults have been on this section... For a "tough guy", you insult like a little girl without the wit or harshness...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st December 2003
 
Go fuck a piece of shit ya retarded gobshite - ?!?
I can disprove your claims that I'm a retard by not going and fucking a piece of shit... It's rather an elementary way of arguing your point.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Monday, 29th December 2003
 

Week 51

you worthless, pathetic excuse for a primate. You are so socially inept that no-one will ever like you enough to call you their friend, and there will certainly be no true friends in your future. You should seriously consider suicide, as that would free up your job/apartment/etc, and let someone who is useful take your place. - skiz
Yawn... So, what you're saying is that "no one likes me"... Okay, that's not a new revelation. What's more, if I wasn't here, who would piss-ants like you have to feel superior to?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Thursday, 25th December 2003
 
Whats that stench? it must be french - ROLE MODEL
Could be all the noxious fumes being pumped out from the large industrial plants all across the United States...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Thursday, 25th December 2003
 
Frenchy - ROLE MODEL
Kenickie...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Thursday, 25th December 2003
 
You need to work on those clothes! Who dresses you? Ya momma?You still living with her? Sure looks like it! - Lauren
Clothes aren't important to me. Not in an "I don't wear them sense" but in a "who really gives a shit way"...

And yeah, I'm flat broke and not all that old so I'm living with my parents. What's it to you?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 23rd December 2003
 
I sense warm spots in your gene pool. - Zelda
You do? Is that good or bad?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd December 2003
 

Week 50

You're so ugly. - Deutsch
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I'd say you were a pretty shrewd beholder.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Friday, 19th December 2003
 
Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese! -
Thou art a blaggard and a liar. Ne'er hast toasted cheese pass'd unto mine lips.

Rather has it been entrusted unto the kind and furr'd paws of a field mouse.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Thursday, 18th December 2003
 
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