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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

September 2003

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Week 39

You miserable little gobshite - your nothing more than a ruptured worm's turd. Your website is asinine bollocks - it corrupts billions of ounds worth of modern technology and the minds of geriatric half-wits. It's so inflammatory it needs a good dose of steroids and so fucking constipated it needs Dyno-Rod. If there is one psoitve thing about it is that no one lives forever. Think about that shitforbrains! - Eugene Makeover
Okay, reasons why I refuse to accept the "shitforbrains" title from you.
  1. It's you're as in "you are nothing more than..."
  2. The technology we corrupt isn't worth billions of ounds (or pounds for that matter)... Our users are cheap, as are the services you use.
  3. We do nothing to the minds of geriatric halfwits... Our users are half-witted youngsters from what we gather.
  4. There's nothing inflammatory on this site. At all. Except the Swindon section... But overall, none of it's important enough to be inflammatory.
  5. As for the constipated point, well, to the best of my knowledge, everyone who contributes to this site is quite regular in their bowel movements
  6. Psoitve... Hmmm... Admittedly, we don't spend an awful lot of time cobbling this piece of crap together. But, if you're going to persist in ripping shit into it, at least put some time into checking you're not fucking yourself over with lacadaisical typing.
  7. And yes, a positive factor is that no one lives forever. It really required no thought, although I imagine you worked on that one for some time. Truth be told, the thought of you shuffling off this mortal coil made me all warm inside
Otherwise, a hearty attempt...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Saturday, 4th October 2003
 
You pea-brained putrid sperm cell. So smug and unaffected; you are a canker in the realms of bona-fide lunacy. Bring back Festus you bastard! I found the poor bugger lying in the gutter slurping a bottle of malt vinegar becuase you, you snivelling shite, docked his pension. PS: I can't stand silly fuckers who keep say fuck! - Eugene Makeover
You're a fan of Festus: what you say doesn't count...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Saturday, 4th October 2003
 
You stink - Wiff
Yeah, but it's because I have nothing better to do than live in my own filth. What's your excuse?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Wednesday, 1st October 2003
 
fuck you you fucker....you can eat shit and die like the damn son of a bitchen fucker you are. - KS
I fucking have a fucking idea... Let's fucking say "fuck" as fucking much as we fucking can and fucking see if we can fucking get a good fucking score...
Fuck no!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Wednesday, 1st October 2003
 
You better give me a fucking star you gibbering piece of rancid camel shit or I'll beat your fucking ugly face to a messy, bloody pulp... - Dave Dingle
I'm unimpressed by this, Dave. I know you can do better and I'm withholding the stars until you prove this...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Tuesday, 30th September 2003
 

Week 38

Last week I discovered I was having my period when I wiped and looked down to see the blood stain looked like you. Did I just have your aborted baby? I was worried that you might somehow mistake this for 'our love child', so I pulled it off the toilet paper, went into the kitchen and stabbed it repeatedly with a knife. I then cooked up the pieces, ate them up and after awhile, shit it out. Now I can't look at a dirty pad without thinking about you. All I see is your face in that pad before I pull up my pants and bleed some more. - JCP
Kinky... I mean, seriously, next time we should use protection... And as for knifing your underwear, well I hope you're not spending a lot of money on them otherwise it could get a tad expensive.
I also understand that women are prone to doing strange things when that particular time of the month rolls around.
I understand...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Saturday, 27th September 2003
 

Week 37

OK let's number this so it's easier for you address (since you're easily confused)
1. Nobody likes you because you're a stinky, ill mannered loser who has bad breath.
2. You're still a virgin, since ripping the crotches out of your stuffed animals and fucking them doesn't count as REAL sex.
3. Empriss Nikon won't show you her panties.
4. You claim to have parents but let's face it, you're an anal baby born after a magpie raped a dead ferret.
5. Your job sucks because you're too stupid to learn how to say 'Would you like fries with that?'
6. Suicide is a career option for you. You have all the skills needed and quite frankly, it's the only real future you can count on.
7. I'd comment on your website but I can't hold back the vomit long enough to read it.
8. I've asked several women and they'd all rather fuck a chainsaw then fuck you.
9. Your body has become sterile because it can't bear the possibility that you could breed, even though nothing but a dead animal would let you fuck it.
10. Fuck you and your splats, stars and leopard background. - Love JCP

I mean, that's 10 insults so, on average, I'm going to have to say it's mediocre... But there are some prize moments in there.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Saturday, 20th September 2003
 
heeeeyyy motherfucker, you put 13 oysters in your grandmothers pussy and sucked out 14, damn thats pretty sick - monkie boy
That's just wrong... There's no excuses for that. I'm truly astonished...
I hope that isn't a reflection of your mental state... Truly, didn't you have parents and an education?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)
Overall: Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20 (100%)
Posted on Friday, 19th September 2003
 
i'd send you dead animals in the mail to express my hatred towards you but you'd just fuck them and then thank me - DC
You've never been more right. But I appreciate the sentiment. Very few people would go to the care of even considering that...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Friday, 19th September 2003
 
you live alone with your parents!... i think that about covers it - Nikon
Yeah, it's about what I deserve at the moment.
Although, I might add, it's very hard to live alone with somebody...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Thursday, 18th September 2003
 
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