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August 2005

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Week 34

:O WOW! you've been hit REALL HARD with the ugly stick! - parkie
I didn't feel a thing.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
im busy, your ugly, have a nice day. - parkie
You're so very busy that you felt the need to log on to this website and insult me then wish me a good day? At least I have the sheer integrity and balls to admit that I slack off at work and reply to these things.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
You smell like dog shit on a sweaty gym shirt smothered in cock cheese, you have the instinct, reflexes and composure of a dead slug and judging by your huge stomach the willpower as well.
I wouldn't touch you if my life depended on it you mashed up son of a whore, not even with a shitty stick. Go and die somewhere isolated and dark, nobodywould care. - parkie

See, I get to the end of these types of insults and I wander through them and, despite getting a lot of grim concepts into that particular insult, it really was just rambling nonsense the likes of which you would otherwise only find on a LiveJournal.

Basically, you're just trying to avoid the fact that you struggle to string two words together by breaking up the meaning of your sentence with obscenity.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
YOU! OFF MY PLANET! - parkie
Show me the deed of ownership and a court order then provide me with the means to do so and I will comply. However, a pikey little shite like you us unlikely to own the world.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
You're a cross between Micheal Howard and Micheal Jackson, that's a whole LOT of kiddy fiddling.... - George
A whole lot of half-JEWISH kiddy fiddling.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
gay - jay
Not today thank you, I'm washing my hair...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
You are a loser...by facts that is the most low down thing you can call someone because being seen as a failure is really an esteem crusher...I am making it sound too nice - A girl
You're not telling me anything I don't already know.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
youre as interesting as beige. youre as stupid as a brick wall. youre as sexually confused as michael jackson. - t
All of these are, admittedly, pretty bad.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
you are uglier than a donkeys butt and your face is like an americans shit, thats right horrible and greasy and full of little slimy yellow bits, you make me want to vomit lunch from a week ago. So for the good of the nation will you find somewhere remote and dye there you little shit - bob
Why does everyone keep telling me to dye things? I don't want to. I like my nature hair colour and tie-dye went out in the early 90s.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
dick. - bob
No thank you, I already have one.

BLOODY TELEPHONE SALES PEOPLE
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Friday, 26th August 2005
 
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