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August 2004

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Week 35

That was mean to be a posh voice, not Jar Jar. You bloody arsebum. And one of mine was meant to be a corrupted version of "[insert name here] and [insert another name here], sittin' in a tree. That one. If you were intelligent, you might've realised that. PS. I did the BBC Personality Test and apparently I'm a Mastermind. - ?!?
I missed your astounding wit and humour. Seeing as it is next to non-existent it's not keeping me up at night.

PS: The BBC aren't right all the time, they employed Noel Edmonds for years.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 4th September 2004
 
You, sah, are a pooftah! - ?!?
Jar Jar Binks cannot come to this website and insult me.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Monday, 30th August 2004
 
Swearing is a bad thing to do, and you swear. That makes you a bad person. fucker. - Pip
I'm sorry! The voices made me do it. They're a bunch of fucktards.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Monday, 30th August 2004
 
You motherfucking son of a dick ,your a fuckin mistake, u were born cause ur dads condome leaked, u fucked up condome leak!!!!!!! - Uhmm...
Condome? Were you just embellishing the word condom with a "e"? It really didn't make it any better.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 30th August 2004
 

Week 34

If i ever met you, i'd probably remove your tophat a punch a hole right through it. Oh... and just for the vulgarity points - cunt, flange, flaps, falsification. - Nobleman
Top hole, old bean. Top hole.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Thursday, 26th August 2004
 
Your mother was a Swindonian lesbian dead-ferretophile. And your dad was a dead ferret, but he doesn't like to admit it. He's from Swindon too, by the way. You've inherited two things from your mum: 1. Her looks. 2. Her addiction to having sex with dead Swindonian ferrets. What a pity they have to bonk you because YOU'VE GOT NO DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ?!?
Necrophilia all the way, baby.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Tuesday, 24th August 2004
 
Your ma and a dead, retarded ferret, sittin' in a tree, b-u-g-g-e-r-r-i-n-g, First comes the Evil Ferret-Man from Hell, then comes the Chinese Lesbian Chipmunks. Then comes your fat ugly Swindon-imported rubber arse, straight outta your ma's *ahem* - ?!?
I'm sure that you know what all of that meant.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 24th August 2004
 
I love you. Your hairy head penis makes me wanna cum on you all night long (as soon as i'm done with your ma(and your da (hi me))) Go back to Swindon you hairy-arsed cheesed-up muther-fucking ginger pubes (your ma told me to say that. oh, look! your ma and a dead ferret, fucking in a tree!) (ha ha) - ?!?'s friend
I can't believe you called me ginger... YOU BASTARD!!!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Tuesday, 24th August 2004
 
I can think of a lot of insults, but if they're directed at you, they're compliments. Except this one- the one thing you love more than anything else in the world is... SWINDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS. Why do you find the word "ma" so funny? Is it because it reminds you of your own mother, who looks like a piece of shit thats been raped (by your dad) then thrown at a wall? - ?!?
I don't find Swindon to be an insult. Merely an abomination.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 24th August 2004
 
I spoke to your good lady about ageing - the good and the bad. See tells me that see can't even look at you in morning as the sight is so depressing. - Bobby Toffee
You must have me confused with someone else. I have no lady.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 24th August 2004
 
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