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July 2006

Week 29

You have as much depth as Dan Brown's Ideas pool. - Anonymous
He's very rich so I imagine he has quite a deep pool in his garden.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Friday, 21st July 2006
 
Sweetie, you're the reason why cousins don't fuck. - 911
Because they'd rather fuck me?

Oh, river in Egypt. I submerge myself in your brilliant blue depths almost daily!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Friday, 21st July 2006
 
guy - Anonymous
Last time I checked...

*looks in pants again*

Pretty sure I still am...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Friday, 21st July 2006
 
I now have control of your web world. I can pull the plug on you at anytime you sorry sap. haha British Empire falls to Canadian Control. And you services as butler are failing... I asked for my slippers and crumpets months ago... get back here and serve me lowly brit! - ver
Yes, you do. I control your access to a big money market where you can undercut the local organisations bids because of your exchange rate situation.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.... sir.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Friday, 21st July 2006
 

Week 28

old - Ayman
Turning 25 was an odd sensation for me. It seemed to drift by unannounced and without incident but, in the back of my mind, cogs were turning and subliminal thought processes were triggered.

Life is starting to feel slightly more directionless and time feels a little less elastic.

Hold me...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Saturday, 15th July 2006
 
This would be the time for me to seem intelligent and have a great mastery of words by coming up with a both witty and offensively stinging insult. Well, I have neither the intelligence, wit, or enough grasp of the English language to successfully do any of these things. So instead, Fuck That, You Suck. - An Obviously Inferior Int
You resort to the obvious but you do so with honest and panache.

Moreover, you pander to my ego by claiming to be inferior, thus I am sated.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Saturday, 15th July 2006
 
u are a shit head - Anonymous
I hope you step in me.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Saturday, 15th July 2006
 
U HAVE NO BALLS - bobydude
I kicked my last one over my neighbour's garden and he won't give it back.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Saturday, 15th July 2006
 
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