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July 2005

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Week 31

You, like Pluto, should be cast into the murky depths of nothingness. You’re both cold, useless, small, without any sort of redeemable features, and have the personality of a clump of dirty ice. - The Sun
I could live with that. So long as the rest of you don't follow me.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Saturday, 6th August 2005
 
Well, no, it was not Portugese, it was Romanian... not that it matters, anyways... since you are a .... fiu de tarfa sifilitica, luati-as mortii la pula, sa fug cu ei prin cimitir...

that would somewhat translate as "since you are the son of a syphilis-diseased filthy whore"
And then i mention something about sitcking my dick in your dead ancestors, while running with them around the graveyard.
Quite poethic, woudn't you say ? - BlindeR

No, I wouldn't. Generally, I'd say that you are suffering from a post-communist lack of imagination and need to reclaim some ideas from the state.

All of which is in incredibly bad taste and, therefore, somewhat fitting.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Saturday, 6th August 2005
 
you are uglier than a donkeys butt and your face is like an americans shit, thats right horrible and greasy and full of little slimy yellow bits, you make me want to vomit lunch from a week ago. So for the good of the nation will you find somewhere remote and dye there you little shit

Yours Sincerly - random man

You make me out to be some kind of Diggory Venn style character (if you don't know who that is, read Thomas Hardy's "Return of the Native" - which is an extraordinary punishment that I would seek to inflict upon you) who is a reddleman.

He was an ugly man, and he lived on the Heath and dyed things all day until he, himself, had turned bright red.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Saturday, 6th August 2005
 

Week 30

are you a snail of some sort? you seem to be, as you take forever to put insults on your page, and you, too, are loved by the french, who i dispise of badly. You and the french have so many similarities, other than the one which i pointed out before. You have no dignity, no tits and no sportsmanship, just like the french as they lost the 2012 olympics (well done london!). You are also crap in bed. - long john silver weener
As much as I would like to, I simply cannot afford to host the Olympic Games. Besides, I don't want all the American tourists hanging around my flat talking about HOW QUAINT England is.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
Well, i did notice that no insult seems to please you, and for quite some time i've been torturing my brain, trying to give birth to the mother of all insults. But that's not likely to happen.
Sooo i decided to treat you with some nice insults in MY language, just to show you how good they can sound. Ready ? Here we go ! :

Bagami-as pula in mata de cacanar prost si futut in cur de javre turbate. Mancami-ai cacatul din borta curului, fiu de tarfa muista, facut din laba, pe perete, si carat de muste in pizda...

well i really ain't going to translate THAT, however, i will tell you i mentioned fucking your mother, whom i called a whore. And there's something about your ass being ripped by wild dogs...and a quick reference to you eating shit, crawling under a rock and dying... and a few others....

well, thank you kindly for letting me share this, and if you feel like reading some more, i'd be happy to help.

Thank you and best wishes.. - BlindeR

If my assumptions are right then this is in Portuguese and I have absolutely no idea whether your assertions are true.

However, I'm glad you feel better for sharing and hope you see fit to walk under a bus in the near future.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
you suck more cock than a blonde prostitue - randomman
Yeah, but blondes have more fun.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
ed IS a sheltered virgin, i know him. and he told me that he is a virgin. - tingige
I really don't care what you and ed talk about and do in your spare time.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
i slappa you goooood!

you suck on a horses testicles whilst chewing a condom brought off a tramp sitting down on a cannister of a weasel's crap - tingige

You mean "bought off a tramp". Of course, "bringing off a tramp" could have other more crude meanings but they are sadly completely beyond you.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
I think you and tingige are one in the same, you have the same obvious wit, charm and intellect as each other, however you are more likely to make the recipient of your snappy comebacks turn into a herring than he.

I am of course lying, tinigige is a complete wanker. You still think your willy is for weeing out of. - George

My willy can multi-task and impregnate the female of the species.

Of course, doubt is cast on what species that may be and whether said female would appreciate it.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
Your so fat you minge has two chins, and thats just not right. - random man
I can't begin to grasp the ways in which the grammar here is just poor.

Instead, I'll just give you points based on your use of the word "minge".
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Monday, 25th July 2005
 
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