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June 2006

Week 24

you smell like - Anonymous
Yes, I do.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
SQUEEEEEL PIGGY!!!
OK i stole that one from deliverance - completenob

It's not good to start with and your confession that it's stolen only makes it worse.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
you're a big smellyhead and ur children have rabies . i wouldn't touch you with a pooey stick - lmfao
But you'd hold a pooey stick?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
Do Brits have toes? I hear they have crumpets for toes. Once in a while they spill their tea and their crumpet toes get soggy and because they're so cheap, they eat their soggy crumpet toes and that's why their teeth are so bad and their breath smells so bad because they are rotten and so is the British empire. You suck. FAIL. - Ver
I'm going to say it once for your benefit so you can shut the fuck up:

1. Canada is better than Britain.
2. Tea is better than Maple Syrup.
3. NHS dentists suck, that's why our teeth suck. I pay for dental treatment when I need it.
4. You'd love crumpets and you're frightened to admit it.
5. Football (soccer) and Hockey (of the Ice variety) both rock.
6. You don't need to tell me to fail, I'm doing quite well off my own back.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
"wow I'v never seen somthing so hidiously ugly and descusting." said the prostitute before you even took your pants underware off - billybobjoe
Yes, she did. So I disappeared without paying. And gave her herpes.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
... you truly are Michel Jackson's monkey - Ishkabilly
I may be but I can ride a unicycle: I am more talented than you.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
In general, what do you think of this for an insult?
"The bestpeice of you slid down your mothers leg."
short sweet and tells it all :) - james,

I don't think very much of it all. I mean, we are all products of a single spermatozoia and a single ovum. Anything that didn't exactly get into the race to fertilize was actually not part of me, it was part of someone else.

Unless you're referring to the placenta, which really wasn't part of me to any great extent but rather a very nutritious form of sustanence. Many people eat their placenta, I keep mine as a comfort blanket.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th June 2006
 
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