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June 2005

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Week 26

you are a half-scottish dick-cheese, you brainless mould-fest. go home to scotland/swindon.
The slut-fest has started! [two-fingered gesture whilst peeling off clothes] - tingige

Actually, I would gladly relocate to Scotland. Be it Glasgow, the highlands or Stornaway. It'd be peaceful and far enough away from Swindon that I could rest at ease knowing that the Swindonians couldn't get me.

I hope you enjoy your slut fest.... Who am I kidding? I hope you get some fatal venerial disease.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Wednesday, 29th June 2005
 
ass - Anonymous
How to sell this insult long? Um... I could wax lyrical about donkeys... I could run around impersonating Beavis going "I am Bungholio, I have no bunghole, I need TP for my bunghole".

For the most part, I think I might let this one drift by.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Wednesday, 29th June 2005
 
fuck shit holy motherfucker i cant believe you were born! you look as ugly as your dad! - tingige
You still want to shag me, though.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 27th June 2005
 
You're one of those arseholes that made me take Canadian literature next year, aren't you AREN'T YOU?!?!

It's YOUR fault that I'm going to be subjected to studying people with the same mindset as JCP. So as a consequence you, tiki, are like Um Bongo.

You have a silly name, you're weak as piss and you made kids run around in circles in the early nineties. - George

There's only one way I can respond to that:
"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

UMBONGO! UMBONGO! THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO!
UMBONGO! UMBONGO! THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO!
UMBONGO! UMBONGO! THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO!
UMBONGO! UMBONGO! THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Monday, 27th June 2005
 

Week 25

you possess all the charm and intelligence of the collective munges of yuourself, george and i, and are blessed with not even a smidgen of a percent of the looks... ps... you're a towel - not entirely hetro friend
So, you're saying that I am as smart as 3 arseholes and don't look anything like them? Because I'm a towel?

My logic is this: you're an asshole. George is an asshole. You've said yourself that I am smarter than both of you. This was blatantly apparent.

According to you I also look nothing like you - which is good - for I am attractive and you look like herpes has broken out over your face. Which, mayhap, it has.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st June 2005
 
"Jawohl, mein Herr. Ich habe ein gutes Idee. Du kannst mich doch im Arsch lecken, Foetze."

uyou have an arse leak? please, i know this is an insultathon, but please, we don't really want to know of your anal problems. - tingige

Yeah, that sucked in so many ways. Because you can't speak German and lack the intellect to use Babelfish, here is a translation:

"Yes, my good man. I have a good idea. FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, CUNT".
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st June 2005
 
you stink
- insult king

Oh, hail to thee, insult king. For your insults are among the least inspired and ineffectual e'er to grace this page.

It is, however, a considerable step up from most of the crap I get. So thank you, your majesty.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st June 2005
 

Week 24

are u on the low calorie sperm diet?
- heffer feffer

No. The high-cal version. It's extra nutritious camel sperm imported from Tunisia.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Friday, 17th June 2005
 
you are a swindonish piss-drinker. go home. i dont want to see you again. - tingige
I'm Swindonish? Not entirely Swindon but Swindon-ish. Wow. That's like saying "you're a bit of a dickhead". Which, ironically, is true of you.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Friday, 17th June 2005
 
You belong in Swindon. The people there are just like you and you should just admit it. You love the place, it loves you. Give into the lure of it. You know you can't resist it anymore you Swindon loving loser. - Swindon
If you are called Swindon and you are a hot brunette, then, yes, I belong in you.

*GRRRRROWL*
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Friday, 17th June 2005
 
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