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May 2006

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Week 21

u fukin piece of shit go eat sum cow shit n die u lanky fuk nut u fuk ur mam so much tht ur dad wants sum n ur dog wants fingerin - ur mam
Nice try: my Mum can spell.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
british - Anonymous
Better that than English.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
by the way, i think your site rocks :) erm...you fist a random duck in the park every tuesday while a woman/man/other aged 100+ sucks ur microscopic cock (if you have one) will that do? lol :p - Tom
Awww... Since you said it rocks, have a high score.

Reference to fisting and ducks was always going to do well anyway. Classic.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19 (95%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
I did one ages ago, not sure if it got published but i've made a better one: Go smell ya mum you penis-pulling, camel-humping, fanny-licking, minge-sucking, fadge-fingering, anus-fingering mother-fucking, muff-munching lesbianic piece of gay chicken shit. Yup, it's good :p lol hope it gets on highscores :) (lol=laughing out loud for those demented, perverted morons who don't know :p) - Tom
You actually explained "lol" on this site? And you want a high score?

GO TO HELL.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
nature? content? who gives a fuck, i just think you nerds should get lives, thats all. the only person that i think agrees with me is deadpool because why not rather take out your insecurities on actual people and not lame ass one liners that really wouldn't offend normal people, i know im repeating what i said but who calls someone primordial soup? instead of dissing me actually respond to my question whoever the fuck this diss or whatever goes to. please for once see the patheticness of this site and help yourselves or just rip me off for not even knowing if patheticness is even a word - ur choice i can tell u know i wont be offended. cheers to the queers, i await the lame responce.brandon - brandon
You follow "please see how pathetic your site is" with "cheers to the queers".

I really don't know where to start.... I know how pathetic this site is: your lack of understanding really hints at the fact that you haven't attempted to investigate this site in any depth beyond your narcistic fascination with whatever response your appalling insults receive.

We should get lives... We could do, except we all already have them, we just like to end our days by insulting one another in a repetitive battle of resilience and wits. The latter being a battle which you would clearly enter entirely unarmed. It's harmless and stupid and it's not hurting anyone: we're all consenting participants here, even you.

To answer your question: I make reference to people who have crawled out of the primordial soup.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
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FUCK YOU!
- Ishkabilly

I don't think that's going to work properly. But nice try.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
faggot - garen
What alarms me is that you probably think that one has never been heard before...

Troglodyte.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
pilon - kevin
We call them cones here.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
i commend you for your indurance and paintance among other qualitys on this web site, for having the ability to deal with so many insults at you.....

(YES A COMPLIMENT ON AN INSULTATION BOARD) - Ishkabilly

This is what the rest of my life is like...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
.......
(your not even worth the breath) - Ishkabilly

But yet, you've expended so much already. You love it!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Monday, 22nd May 2006
 
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