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April 2006

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Week 17

needel dick penis wrinkle... - billybobjoe
That just sounds like some odd code that MI5 agents would use whilst infiltrating the Kremlin.

I don't know the password to reply, sorry. Although, I imagine it goes something like: filthy green dangleberry.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Saturday, 29th April 2006
 
Gerlin. - asdf
Gerlin manufacture pipes and flanges. This is a good word to mean bisexual. I applaud your innovative new word.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Saturday, 29th April 2006
 
Is Brandon still posting? You guys should fuck. - George
I think he's just some random response that posts from somewhere within the Dominican Republic because he really doesn't pay much attention to the nature or content of this site.

He just likes his little rants so that people can see how truly awe-inspiringly stupid he is.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 29th April 2006
 
You narcissistic wank stain.Next time you'r squatting over a mirror,admiring you'r butt hole,and probably fingering you'r own prostate.Try this:Dont just shove you'r finger up there.Start with you'r fist,then you'r arm,then head and shoulders ,then the rest of you.Once you've done this,all that will be left is an obscenely inflated asshole that's full of shit. - completenob
If you had stayed in school and even paid one iota of attention in biology class, you might realise that you suggestion is one for the physical impossibilities pile.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Saturday, 29th April 2006
 

Week 15

id snap you with my guitar... thats right bitch i said guitar - sam jones
I can play the banjo.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
okay so in my last insult i was myself ripping two liners about syphillis and someone responded with exactly that, so cheap and boring---oooohhhh your mother my mother so fucking grade 2 dude, get balls. I dont know who george is but i think he's a fuckn clingon from deep space with about as much skills to talk to the female gender as a frying pan/ shame. i would honeslty love to know what computer games u guys play to get all these "foreighn" new terms like "maggot shit" and "smelly boob" i feel so deprived. the only easter eggs u guys will be getting this weekend will be the balls of ur fathers in your mouths..... enjoy.
until next time, good lookn signing out. - brandon

How many times do I have to tell you that only one person answers this...?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
you'r mother was obviousley so fat that she didn't know she was pregnant 'till u fell out on you'r head . Being brain dammaged at birth lead you to think that this website has some kind of significance - completenob
This website has no significance - I never claimed it did.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
ur mam is a fuckin hoe she get shagged so hard her pussy rips n she needs to fukin glue it bak 2geva n ur dad he gets raped on da streets by a dog! ur mamz left hairy ball is wot ur dad sucks on! - bob
I'm always saddened by children who have learned obscenities before they have learned to spell.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
I am bored, pretty FRIGGIN obvious..heh...just thought of something though...whats the point of insulting someone over the internet, especially if you dont know them? how can it even hurt them in any way...I mean, insulting someone over the internet, is like winning a race at the special olympics....it just doesnt matter....ok, that was a bad thing to compare it to..but, still...whats funny is, the people here put so much freakin effort into it...they must think they are the king of the mountain..."I insulted a guy on the internet, wow, i'm so awesome..."..shyeah, right...more like, king of the shit-pile, if ya ask me...but, ya didn't...ok...NOW i'm done and leaving here, but i'll just be back to see if the posts I posted got any responces...so, later - DEADPOOL
There is no point but it gives me something to do and helps make people feel superior when they really shouldn't.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
...so, whose idea was this, anyhow?...did someone just wake up and say to themselves..."oh, i think i'll make a site where everyone insults me...that sounds cool!"...just wondering, or, Tiki, as your called....have you been insulted your whole life, and figured that you'll just make a site so everyone can insult you? since, your never going to get a compliment? ok, maybe i'm just dumb, yes, i am..ha...ok...i'm probably wasting space, sooo, i'll stop now... - DEADPOOL
That's exactly how it happened.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Thursday, 13th April 2006
 
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