Mzebonga allows you the chance to show off your Insulting skills. Do you worst: he's probably already heard it!
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Week 17your so fat we tried to swerve round you in the car and ran out of petrol. - Guy
No, that's not me. You must be refering to my ego.
Posted on Friday, 30th April 2004
ur mum suks dik on the corner to buy mouth wash, and she sold her car for petrol money, u r no different. - Guy
Yeah, but I whored myself to get an education so that I could learn to spell.
Posted on Thursday, 29th April 2004
I quite fancy you - James
Posted on Wednesday, 28th April 2004
Yeah you suck...big wang. i don't know now you can't say that i never add anything to your website - Annie
Well, you have to ask yourself how much this insult has actually added to my site. I'd say very little. And my name's not Big Wang.
Posted on Sunday, 25th April 2004
Week 16I hate you so much I want to have your babies so I can shake their brains out. With their bruised brains I will cook them up, jam them back into the soft baby skulls and forcefeed them to you. I will also fuck you in the ass with the spoon I used to stir the cooked brains. - Pandry
So, I actually get laid through this method? Man, with that offer, I'll do anything you want me to do...
Posted on Tuesday, 20th April 2004
Week 15Your Mom, Bitch! - Commander Schmuck
I believe the correct term is "Yo' Momma" and possibly "Biatch" or "Beeyotch" (but that's optional). But, yes, my mother... Indeed...
Posted on Saturday, 17th April 2004
This wasn't designed for you, so cut me some slack.
Look mate, your head's wedged so far up your own arse 90% of the time that it's impossible to see it, let alone find it attractive. On the rare occasions I ever see your face, I feel so fucking repulsed that I want to regurgitate everything I've ever eaten.
Your halfarsed insults might almost be funny if you didn't have half the wit and comic timing of a dead baby. You might as well be a fucking racist; you're prejudiced against anyone different to you. It's because of twats like you that we have racism and dipshit arseholes in our society and you'll ultimately cause the downfall of the entire species.
Now to summarise, I would rather stick hot pins tipped with hydrochloric acid into my eyes than look at you for longer than is absolutely necessary. The mere suggestion that anyone could ever find you attractive is incomprehensible.
Fuck you. - Boop
It might as well have been designed for me...
Posted on Monday, 12th April 2004
Week 14Stop letting truckers rape ur ass through a whole in the stall at a truckstop you cum guzzling roadwhore gutterslut! - slutpuppy
I'm British, we don't have truckers, stalls or truckstops. Thus your story holds no water. For future reference, we have lorry drivers, cubicles and services stations. Or at least, that's as closely as they translate.
Posted on Friday, 9th April 2004