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April 2004

Week 17

your so fat we tried to swerve round you in the car and ran out of petrol. - Guy
No, that's not me. You must be refering to my ego.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Friday, 30th April 2004
 
ur mum suks dik on the corner to buy mouth wash, and she sold her car for petrol money, u r no different. - Guy
Yeah, but I whored myself to get an education so that I could learn to spell.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Thursday, 29th April 2004
 
I quite fancy you - James
YOU LIE!
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Wednesday, 28th April 2004
 
Yeah you suck...big wang. i don't know now you can't say that i never add anything to your website - Annie
Well, you have to ask yourself how much this insult has actually added to my site. I'd say very little. And my name's not Big Wang.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Sunday, 25th April 2004
 

Week 16

I hate you so much I want to have your babies so I can shake their brains out. With their bruised brains I will cook them up, jam them back into the soft baby skulls and forcefeed them to you. I will also fuck you in the ass with the spoon I used to stir the cooked brains. - Pandry
So, I actually get laid through this method? Man, with that offer, I'll do anything you want me to do...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19 (95%)
Posted on Tuesday, 20th April 2004
 

Week 15

Your Mom, Bitch! - Commander Schmuck
I believe the correct term is "Yo' Momma" and possibly "Biatch" or "Beeyotch" (but that's optional). But, yes, my mother... Indeed...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Saturday, 17th April 2004
 
This wasn't designed for you, so cut me some slack. Look mate, your head's wedged so far up your own arse 90% of the time that it's impossible to see it, let alone find it attractive. On the rare occasions I ever see your face, I feel so fucking repulsed that I want to regurgitate everything I've ever eaten. Your halfarsed insults might almost be funny if you didn't have half the wit and comic timing of a dead baby. You might as well be a fucking racist; you're prejudiced against anyone different to you. It's because of twats like you that we have racism and dipshit arseholes in our society and you'll ultimately cause the downfall of the entire species. Now to summarise, I would rather stick hot pins tipped with hydrochloric acid into my eyes than look at you for longer than is absolutely necessary. The mere suggestion that anyone could ever find you attractive is incomprehensible. Fuck you. - Boop
It might as well have been designed for me...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Vulgarity was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)
Overall: Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20Your score for Overall was 20 (100%)
Posted on Monday, 12th April 2004
 

Week 14

Stop letting truckers rape ur ass through a whole in the stall at a truckstop you cum guzzling roadwhore gutterslut! - slutpuppy
I'm British, we don't have truckers, stalls or truckstops. Thus your story holds no water. For future reference, we have lorry drivers, cubicles and services stations. Or at least, that's as closely as they translate.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Friday, 9th April 2004
 
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