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2007 archives: Feb.Mar.Apr.Aug.Dec

March 2007

Week 9

you are a rancid fungal growth who has mutated from a putrid anal discharge existing beneath a rabid poofter monkeys foreskin contracted from a retarded mongolian shemale porn stars bastard sons dual anal passage way...hmf! - indeed...
The "hmf!" at the end of this makes me believe that you are actually my ex-girlfriend.

If this is the case, give me back my money, you festering piece of shit.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
u r so gay wen u sit down you turn the stool upside down first you lonely old fucking son of a bitch hippy dirty fucking arse crack licker - snake
See, that insult really got going after "you lonely old...".

Before that, it was just ill-considered, poorly-contrived homophobic clap-trap.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
ur mum is so ugly that when she was born they put tinted windows on the incubator - snake
Pimped out style, biatch.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
your a fuck face - The man
"You are = you're", fuckface.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
porch monkey - The man
I don't even know what this is and, big surprise, I can't be bothered to find out.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
your a cheese burger eating mother fucker that looks look porch monkey dick stand that likes to fuck him self cause he cant get nuthin - The man
I like to fuck myself because it's less complicated that way.

Although I keep demanding hugs and, really, I want a relationship with someone less clingy.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
You lick poo, it tastes like digested food. You like this. - George
I lick ass and it tastes like digested food. I imagine that I like poo inadvertently as a result of this.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Thursday, 8th March 2007
 
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