Insultathon

Mzebonga allows you the chance to show off your Insulting skills. Do you worst: he's probably already heard it!
Navigation
Send an Insult
Your Name:
Share this page with your friends:
2006 archives: Jan.Feb.Mar.Apr.May.Jun.Jul.Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

March 2006

1.2.3

Week 12

Well, bloody look at you, you dress like a commando and have the same dubious hygiene as someone who lives in a bush, however you lack the survival instinct. You criticise others for not being like you, however you’re the first to put yourself on a fucking pedestal, you look like you’d taste really salty and let’s be honest now – you’re a fucking bitch. - George
I criticise other people for not being like me? I criticise other people for being exactly like me: morons.

Otherwise, yes, I'm a member of a crack-whore team of commados. We're planning to invade Uranus.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st March 2006
 
U fuking dick head , GO WAX UR BALLS OFF AND USE IT AS A VIBRATOR ON UR MUM . U FUKIN RETART UGLY MOLE SCUM FACE GO RAPE UR WHOLE FAMILY AND MAKE SURE U FUCK UR MUM - fiona
I think you can get Chinese groove balls that you can jab up various parts of your anatomy. Maybe there's something in it. I'll try anything kinky once.

If I rape my whole family, wouldn't I rape my mum too? Are you just not really blessed with powers of logic? Or is your family a special one where your "mum" is really a foster parent who isn't really your family and you're actually all alone because no one can stand to be within 5 feet of you for protracted periods?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st March 2006
 
Brandon's Insults are basically the highlight of your week aren't they? - George
It's been a bad time.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st March 2006
 
your silly - Anon
This document which I am linking to is called "Spellhomo". It's for teaching homo-erectus, such as yourself, to spell.

And, yes, I said "homo" and "erect". I'm sure your guffaws are justified somehow.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st March 2006
 
Your a big smelly boob! Yes you are and you smell!!! Like Boob!!! - Dave
Boob smells good. I like to jab my face in big, ripe boob and small, ripe boob alike.

But they must be ripe.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 21st March 2006
 

Week 11

does this site ever get updated?? - yes fags that was an insult. lets see who can insult me back the quickest k - first person gets a photo of a girl. yes thats right geeks you read correctly - this is your chance, destiny and most of all sad lives. this should keep you nerds busy for a while hey?
cheers virgins - brandon

It's worth noting that I'm the only person who updates this section.

I know that's hard for you to absorb but let's take it at this level: if you have one orange, how many oranges do you have?

That is how many people respond on this section.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 12th March 2006
 
retarded peice of maggot shit - joe
Maggot shit has no intellect to be retarded.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Sunday, 12th March 2006
 
u r a brain dead spaz monkey who even his mother rejects. People wonder what to think of u but they can't image it, so ur mum pays large amounts of money to them to pretend that u r a normal human being. But in realitly only not even the filthests pigs can stand ur fowl smell and lack of inteligence make u the scum of the entire universe. - Good for a 12 year old
But here you are and you keep coming back.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Sunday, 12th March 2006
 
jesus wud kill u thats what jesus wud do - cyclel
Good for Jesus. He get's killed by Jews so I could take him.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Sunday, 12th March 2006
 
ur such a grl you bleed every month with aperiod - cyclel
Aperiod is a serious disease and shouldn't be mocked.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Sunday, 12th March 2006
 
1.2.3
2006 archives: Jan.Feb.Mar.Apr.May.Jun.Jul.Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec