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March 2004

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Week 13

You are a lazy bastard, you rarely add insults any more, and whats scary, I think you are lazier than me! :o - Monkeh
I'm sorry, I didn't realise that anyone was pathetic enough to care if I didn't update regularly...

And, yeah, I'm lazier than anyone you'd care to mention.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st March 2004
 
I would insult you, but I can't find any way to exaggerate. - Freeserve
Well, okay...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st March 2004
 
You're the kind of person who looks back on their life and goes 'ahh balls' - Freeserve
Yeah, I planning on reducing the sense of failure by not living too long...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st March 2004
 
you're an idiot. - Freeserve
So I quit my account with you... You sucked and I have broadband now. Bite my ass...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st March 2004
 
Your breath smells sooooo bad, then when someone tells u to hold it - u literally can! - Bob The Penguin
Yeah, it's because I have to kiss ass just to get a decent pay packet...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Wednesday, 31st March 2004
 

Week 10

You have two hairs...One pisses... - Creep
Yeah, the other one plays Kazoo... I was thinking I could take the show on the road.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Thursday, 11th March 2004
 
If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards - pc plod
You have far too much time on your hands.

Much easier just to shoot it.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Thursday, 11th March 2004
 
Sie riechen wie ein Stück Exkremente und Sie benötigen ein Mikroskop, Ihre frechen Spitzen zu sehen. Use Babelfish Translator if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about. In fact, since you're a complete dickhead, here's the site. http:\\world.altavista.com WWWAAAAAAAANNNKEEERRRRRRRRRR - ?!?
Ich spreche gut Deutsch. Ich habe Deutsch für sieben Jahren studiert. Naja, du kannst mich doch am Arsch lecken, Fötze.

Am meistens, benutze ich: Babelfish.

Vielleicht du kannst auch weil du viel Zeit hast! Ich weiss du kein Freudin hast! Sie bestehen nur zwecks masterbieren.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Thursday, 11th March 2004
 
the only thing you left open was your backside in the gay club - Blazin Squad member 2
Now you're just leaving yourself open to ridicule.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Tuesday, 9th March 2004
 
the only gangster inside you is the one that asked you to pick up the soap when you were in jail! - Blazin Squad member 2
See how that worked? See how I left the opening there so that you could follow up with that Insult?

This is my game and you have been played, bitch! Full marks to me, nothing to you!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Tuesday, 9th March 2004
 
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