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February 2006

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Week 6

You have a prevailing Oedipus complex. Your visage is one not even a mother could love. After digging a hole for you behind a tree and covering it with dirt she fled and instead nurtured two of another species who eventually established Rome. Face it, she would far sooner offer a tit to a hairball than something brown, aromatic and delivered via the posterior. - ulic44
I just like the classical references.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
Well, look at what stepped out of the primordial soup- an intellectually stultified, socially constipated redefinition of the word grotesque. Youíve humbly opened your mind or lack thereof to others insults, and so I must oblige: I like your approach, now letís see your departure, your existence alone is insulting enough and besides, Iím sure youíre depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

No seriously, you should be somewhere in the Galapagosí, inspiring evolutionists to propose that the chart goes both ways, provided your density doesnít sink the Beagle before getting there, or at CERN, where they can conduct brain analysis on you [with a microscope] to determine the cause behind your apparent substitution of grey matter for dark matter. When you talk itís proof that sound can come out of a vacuum.

Youíre a walking vindication for the pseudosciences- L. Ron Hubbard would be proud because you, like Tom Cruise, are evidence that some of us did descend from clams. Phrenologists would have had a field day with you too- an inverted, wet cranium and corresponding personality to boot! If Kant had caught wind of you, he would have coined divine ethics to police such sins of creation.

Alas, had you lived during the 19th century, lepers would have thrown coin at you in pity, and you would have made John Merrick redundant, but nevertheless, there is still hope for you- I mean, Iím sure the Governor of California is looking for a proxy, the society for micro-encephalitis needs a poster girl, and that incessantly dribbling, cacophonic pie hole of yours is likely to have fire and brimstone decommissioned someday.

Oh, the irony within you!- so little to merit yet so much potential, like I could take your mugshot, slap Pollockís signature on it and no one would question its authenticity. Your stench is so vile and pungent it permeates my computer screen- we could all throw the Kyoto protocol out the window and use you as a scapegoat.
I donít have to see you to know that youíre blonde, and I donít want shed any jokes about it, I donít want to have to explain them to you.

Iím not trying to abuse you- Iím not a misogynist- but I have always held that the stupidity of your actions is directly proportionate to the probability someone is watching, hence I can only presume that when your parents conceived you it was televised world wide on Animal Planet.

You conceded in an earlier post that you do have one brain cell, which means you must be gestating, and so I strongly implore you, if there be a prevailing shred of philanthropy within that lint brain of yours, to consider rolling out from under the Uluru and seeking a Japanese whaler with a pneumatic harpoon and aim enough to shoot through your navel and dodge the corrupt foetal fallout, thus ridding our gene pool of a cosmic tarnish, for posterityís sake.

For now I bid you a persuasive farewell, and hope that you will swiftly run along and find some train tracks to play on. - ulic44

You're right: I am humble.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
poo-faced git. - George
Shit-bummed maggot-brain.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
You don't even know how to bake an upside down cake! - Simon Templar
I do but whenever I try the mixture falls out of the tin.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
You have horrible fashion sense. You'll NEVER get a date. - joe
Not true. I get lots of dates. They just go very badly.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
U are a garnicologist who looks and examins and sucks penises insted of vaginas, u r gay and u rape kids c cunt. - i h8 u
So, what you're saying is that I'm not a gynocologist at all? And all that other predictable insultabout fucking kids and being gay (because the inumerable people who came before you in the gene pool didn't consider and dismiss that obvious tidbit as beneath them before you came upon it).

Damn you're like some Comedy Club hack who hasn't come up with new material since Thatcher was in power.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
U rape little kids, give them blow jobs and when someone says their penis is an ice-cream u use it as an excuse to suck it because your gay - Kid-rape-gay
Yes, yes, you're brain-washed by the mass-media fear of pedophiles so you're fixated on that and keep using it as an insult and then you have your pre-pubescent assault on sexuality because you haven't really figured your own out yet.

Blah blah, you're 14 years old: we don't care.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
At one time I had the impression that you were kinda smart and self-reliant and not an idiot. Of course at one time I had the impression that the old guy who used to flash us on the way to school was Santa Claus, so maybe I should've seen this coming.... - Lilly Lilith
What do you want me to say? You're misguided...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
READ!I stumbled upon this site while being bored at work and think its absolutely pathetic especially the insults. why dont u pathetic losers who have never left the cold dark corner of your computer room get real lives and start speaking to girls for a fucking change instead of sitting at home insulting eachother where? onfuckingline! pathetic. Get sum god damn balls I bet most of u are unnattractive nerds who are looking for an escape root from normal everyday life whereby the only way u can feel better is by learning to insult people by looking at a computer screen all day. The only reason any of u came onto this planet in the first place is because your mothers mistook their fucking contraception pills for their antidepresants and you all came out depressed geeks with fuckall personalities. By the way you sad heartless virgins - dont bother insulting back because the next time i see this joke of a site is if i end up in a fucking wheelchair with my face burnt off and im unable to speak because of the battery acid that will incinerate my looks and voice box in an unforgiving accident which will never fucking happen. Cheers you sad bloodcunts. out - brandon
So, I can say pretty much anything here and you'll never read it? Handy.

There are so many things I have to tell you and just cannot find the words. I could go for something puerile like "Your Mom". I could go for something in agreements like "You have no idea how right you are".

I'm going to settle for this: "You just don't like it because you know that when you look at yourself, deep down in the darkest recesses of your soul that you don't tell anyone about and secretly cry about when you're alone in your bed at night, you're really one of us".
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
U know how that kezz fuck was born? ............his dad cummed on his shoes and kicked his mom in the cunt. - brandon
You're insulting other people now? Curious...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Tuesday, 7th February 2006
 
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