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February 2005

Week 7

Even if you were basted in honey, bees wouldn't go near you. - Beekeeper
If I were basted in honey, would you lick it off?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Thursday, 17th February 2005
 
We all have a bit of David Hasslehoff in us. You more than most people. I'm not implying he has had sex with you, I'm merely implying that to get away from conversation with you, he crawled up your arse and died. - An Expert
And, once more, I have done a service to humanity.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Thursday, 17th February 2005
 
whats the difference betwean u and a dead baby........ur bloted all the time hahahhaaa - crazy one
And what's the difference between you and a dead baby? A dead baby has at least missed out on the chance to do something with it's life whereas you have entirely squandered it.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Tuesday, 15th February 2005
 
You compare to the crusty dried-up semen found on the inside of a 48 year old dead prostitute’s left, needle mark riddled, thigh. You have less value than a closet homosexual, who in secret craves to be slapped across the forehead with a 7.27” dildo. In short I’d rather have intercourse with a rotten pig vagina than look at you for 2 seconds. - Noreturn
So... I am like some dead human flange.

As opposed to looking at me, you would rather have sex with some dead (assumed on the grounds that it is rotten) animal flange.

You shag pigs...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 15th February 2005
 
You are an inbred motherfucker cunt licker. You run like a girl and squat to pee (Thanx Bloodhound gang) and I have photographic proof you are into necro-bestial anal rim sex. Fuck the Pope!!! Tune the meat whistle Frankie! - Noreturn
It's "sit down to pee". I would also like to add that the Pope will likely decline your advances due to his religion and whatnot.

Necro-bestial anal rim sex sounds like something from Star Trek.

"Cap'n, we can't go to warp because there's a flux in Necro-bestial anal rim sex in the core".
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Tuesday, 15th February 2005
 
I'm a wanker, and i'm giving you shit. You're taking shit from a wanker - wanker
And this is not new. It is a predisposition of a wanker to give people shit. You're fulfilling part of the limited role that society has singled out for you...

The other part being masturbation.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 15th February 2005
 
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