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February 2004

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Week 9

cushty: wipe your mouth! you: what for cushty: because of all the shit your talkin - cushty
I said that? Hmmm... I must have been half asleep, I don't remember it.

But if you say I did, I must have. How clever of you to pick up on our conversation.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Thursday, 4th March 2004
 
go take your face for a shit it looks like it needs a good one - cushty
Two points, really:
  • My face, sadly, comes with me everywhere
  • People shit from their asses - although, in my case and the case of other mingers it can get confusing.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Thursday, 4th March 2004
 

Week 8

I'm so fuckn' glad you are a flaming homosexual. I couldn't bare the thought of you breeding, any longer... I hope you are impaled on your next dildo, you fuckn' knob gobbling, anally overstretched, cum guzzling QUEER!!! - Creep
No matter how you dress it up, it's still the same, tired and boring "You're gay" insult...

And I am going to have kids for all you know my third child could be on the way even now...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Friday, 27th February 2004
 

Week 7

We hate you, you epileptic bastard! - The entire population of
I can live with that. Although, I'm not epileptic.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Tuesday, 17th February 2004
 
Pick your nose, pick your bum...then you have some bubble gum! - sod off
Is that really the recipe? That's the last time I buy bubble gum... I'm just going to pick my nose and my arse now...
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Tuesday, 17th February 2004
 
nothin - shah
Not a bean?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 16th February 2004
 
* ponders * ... you suck! - obe
Getting onto the right track there. But you lost all your originality on the way! Sometime I guess you've got to move away from things to find your way back...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Monday, 16th February 2004
 

Week 6

I suck! - obe
Clearly. You really haven't gotten the hang of this insulting me business...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Thursday, 12th February 2004
 
Roses are red, violets are blue
a retarded earthworm has matched your IQ
Like an unfortunate blemish to be hidden away
you’re a chutney ferret, a throat daddy, in short, you’re gay
At first sight I swore that you’d simply congealed
the oozing remnants of an excreted meal
but such a description would be far to mild
you’re a shit ointed dorkbus, a fotch gobbling olive child
You disgust me like no one else on this earth
with the subtle appeal of a dog’s afterbirth
You make me slit my wrists and gouge at my eye
I’ll spit on your grave, and dance when you die

Be my valentine. - A Secret Admirer

In the absense of anyone else, sure...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Wednesday, 11th February 2004
 
Your gay! - fuck u
Not mine... I don't seem to remember ever owning a gay...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Wednesday, 11th February 2004
 
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