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November 2006

Week 44

I had your mother on toast last night. Then I regurgitated her and shot her. Twice. In the spine.
I threw her into a lake of acid, and sharks with miniguns on their heads and RPG's on their fins. I pulled her out, and then...
I raped her soul. And she liked it.

I hope you rot in the deepest part of hell while having the micropenis on your forehead ripped to pieces by obese, bald, gingerpubed French whores with more STD's than you've had dinners, hot or cold.

You deserve to bleed from every orifice and have your testicles and eyes cut out, and your testicles put in your eye sockets and your eyes in your scrotum.

Oh, and by the way, your father was a ferret that your mother found at the roadside and boiled in her own rancid vaginal discharge. Sexually.

Fuck's sake, you suck so much half the people that come in here to insult you can't even think of any insults more than two lines long! You know why? BECAUSE YOU KILL THEIR GODSDAMN'D BRAIN CELLS WITH YOUR FUGLINESS!!!

Consider yourself insulted, you cocksucking, monkeyfucking bastard son of a rabid Italian dinnerfuck!

I could add on a bit here about how I don't really hate you and I actually think you're practically a demigod, but you know what? I just can't be arsed.

In the words on millions of people all over the world,

Fuck You.

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btw, I used to come on this site all the time, like, 3 years ago. Congrats for surviving this long, flaps-for-brains. - Smimmons

You sold that all out by congratulating me on my website's longevity. I'm still 7 years or so behind TheInsaneDomain.com, though.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19 (95%)
Posted on Friday, 3rd November 2006
 
You, sir, are a wab. Go die. - Smimmons
Wab.

It just doesn't have the pleasant phoenetic ring that "cunt" does.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Friday, 3rd November 2006
 
Penis Wrinkle - George
That's a good name for your kids. Sounds vaguely German.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Friday, 3rd November 2006
 
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