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November 2005

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Week 48

your heads as thick as a brick and your as intellegent as a retard on stilts - tingige
Again, your logic fails you. There is no way that I am as talented as that retard you speak of...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
i used to think your stupid. But now i can see your as wretched as a wrench. - tingige
That's not remotely true. A wrench serves a purpose.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
muslims
- Anonymous

So, yeah, some pseudo-xenophobic shit that is somehow meant to insult me.

I'm sure if I was some insecure, afraid, small-dicked white guy, I might be worried about Muslims. As it stands, I have no real quarrel with the Islamic faith.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
Ur mom's so fat that when she walked in front of the tv i missed the entire of schindler's list. - ur mother
Nonsense! YOU LIE!

My mum is so fat that she couldn't possible get up and walk. Besides, you don't expect me to believe that you actually have the brain power and attention span to sit through something as deep and gritty as Schindler's List?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
you are a putrid gangreen limb, your so ugly you make me puke to the point of renching pure stomach acid just so i dont have to see your face i would gladly disolve my own eyeballs in it.. D - randombloke
It's strange that my very appearance makes you want to do harm to yourself.

Personally, I find it reassuring because it means I can save myself the consequences were I to give in to my whims of doing harm to you.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
fat - Anonymous
I may be carrying a few extra pounds... What's it to you?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
ur the skin on my custard, with a higher fat content even an american wouldnt eat - tingige
I like the skin on custard. There are actually full blown fights in my family over who gets it.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 
Tiki, you really are just such a damn nappy aren't you? - George
I swear we've done this one before... Either way, it doesn't seem particularly original.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005
 

Week 47

george just admit you fancy tiki u dumpling of a shit! wooo go tiki - jimbob jones
I think you meant to e-mail this to George. But I'd be interested to see what he has to say...

Not in an "I'd want to date him" way more in an "am I still a gay icon" way.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Saturday, 26th November 2005
 
u so ugly even freddy crugger had night mears of u - Anonymous
Yes, my horrific visage spreads like syphillis into the world of fiction.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Saturday, 26th November 2005
 
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