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November 2004

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Week 48

Are you gettin bored? Now even we don't want to insult you. That's gotta hurt! - Shadow
I could take it as a compliment. Absence of insults could generally be seen as a general liking of the individual in question...

Or that I'm deleting the insults because they're not even worth putting on this festeringly shit website.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Thursday, 2nd December 2004
 
You donkey raping shit eater - kausen
Dammit, learn your insults. As Dave well knows, I believe he's used it before, it's "donkey-ass raping shit eater"
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Thursday, 2nd December 2004
 
truth - tony blair
Word.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Thursday, 2nd December 2004
 
know all - Anonymous
Yup. You didn't think I'd enter into this without having an answer for everything, did you?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Thursday, 2nd December 2004
 

Week 47

You're so ugly and stupid, if you looked in a mirror you would mistake yourself for a dead cow and try to rape yourself. It would be the closest thing to sex you'd ever had - Buttplug
No, that would be the time I actually got to rape a dead cow. Although, can you rape a dead thing? It's not actually non-consential sex because something that's dead can't consent/not consent to an act.

Either way, that's the highlight of my sex life.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 23rd November 2004
 
LEARN TO READ JACKASS! MY INSULTS ARE BOTH COHERENT AND MEANINGFUL. I AM PERFECT. YOU ARE NOT. JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED ENGLISH IN YOUR USELESS SCHOOL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT ON THE REST OF US! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING OUR ANGER OUT ON YOU! YOU ANNOY ME, YOU ASSWIPE. NOW I HAVE TO RINSE MY MOUTH OUT FOR TALKING TO YOU, FLAPS-FOR-BRAINS!!!!1 - Shadow
I can do what I like. If that annoys you, so much the better.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Tuesday, 23rd November 2004
 
Why did you make this site? Was it to test the minds of the greatest insulters around, or because you're a masicistic freak who gets turned on by getting insulted by people? You love starved cunt! You are a 2ft high little git with a mental capacity less than that of a goldfish - you'll have forgotten you've read this by the time you finish it! Turnips rock! - Shadow
It was to test my theory that people are incapable of coming up with insults that hold water and...

What was it you wanted? Have we met? Mmmmm... Water. Turnips too.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Tuesday, 23rd November 2004
 

Week 46

You're that little bit of spittle that comes out of Buffy's mouth whenever she thinks she's saying something clever, but in fact she is saying something quite stupid. You spend your life first sloshing around in her cock-sucking mouth, then get spit out, fly through the air, while having to hear whatever stupid thing she's said, land on something nasty (probaby a stupid boyfriend) and then dry up slowly, probably still having to hear whatever it is she's droning on about. - -Woot
Yes, I am the spittle, you are Buffy.

Here I am, subsequent to you saying something that you think is clever but is actually very stupid, slowly drying up and listening to you droning on...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Saturday, 20th November 2004
 
All these insults are cack. If they were as good as ginger's website here is gay, then we might be able to ban this site on account of extreme fucking vulgarity. Fuck you Tiki, get a muff cut! - Shadow
I'm sure there's a structured, coherrent sentence in there somewhere... Otherwise there's soemthing about gingers, extreme fucking, gayness and muff cuts.

This insult has everything except actual meaning.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Saturday, 20th November 2004
 
I hope the next time you are kneeling, who knows behind what alley, sucking on your next John's syphillic loads, your gag reflex kicks in and you end up choking to death on the hairball you have been accumulating in your deep , sticky, wart infested throat, from the gerbils you have been sucking out of George Bush's fag, republican anal cavity. P.S. Kudos to the Turgid Exploring Penis... - Creep
So: I'm a prostitute who sucks gerbils from GWs ass... Then choking to death would be a mercy.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19Your score for Overall was 19 (95%)
Posted on Saturday, 20th November 2004
 
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