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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

November 2003

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Week 48

I met someone called Tiki once, she was a bass player in a rock band who went on stage wearing nothing but a bra and cut off shorts, she was whore. Personally I'd rather have sexual intercourse with this AIDs farm than engage in conversation with you, even if you are more attractive than she was - however that is not hard and don't take it as a compliment because let's face it little Ape man Tiki, you do like one of Maggie Thatcher's varicose veins - Matt Sloper
Matt, your constant assertions about not wanting to engage in a conversation with me are starting to make me believe the opposite, like some sort of twisted reverse psychology.

She played bass. That makes her a lot cooler than you, I'd imagine. You're probably jealous. And the fact that she went on stage in bra and cut off shorts is a testimony to her confidence which again, despite being a bit of a dog, makes her fairly cool. Acusations that she's a whore have to be taken with a pinch of salt because I haven't met her and have no idea what her sexual behaviour is like. However, if you want to send a photo of her in and refer her to me, I'll make some judgements.

Your capacity to judge her must be fairly limited because you're just an arse firing second rate insults and some bloke who has nothing better to do that think up retorts to them.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 6th December 2003
 
Fuck you, you fucking shit, you stink like the inside of an ass you motherfucker, eat shit and die you fucking cocksucker, choke on your own vomit you piece of shit fucking crack whore. - supermandave
Does anybody else think insults like this sound like the person's got tourets?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5Your score for Vulgarity was 5
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Saturday, 6th December 2003
 
hiii this is me - kapil
And who the fuck are you?
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Thursday, 4th December 2003
 
I feel the need to tell you i know noone would ever touch you with something shorter than an atheltic pole, you leper messiah. - Droga
I am the leper messiah. To touch me is to accept the truth of this world.

And get leperosy.

I understand your fear. Let go of your mortal body and embrace me and the one true God.

Leperosy is just a nasty side-effect.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Thursday, 4th December 2003
 
I love you, you big prehensile ape. - HauntedUnix
If you send a photo of yourself naked and you're not ugly and not a man, I might be flattered and reciprocate.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Tuesday, 2nd December 2003
 
fuck off fudslush fuckso - ratpouch
Fudslush and fuckso are pretty original... Pretty meaningless but pretty original. So I'm going to award you with nothing because you really didn't put any effort into that, did you?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Tuesday, 2nd December 2003
 

Week 47

eat shit - somePissedOffGUY
No. Is that a command you're regularly used to having obeyed?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 29th November 2003
 
You don't even know what a fucking hob is! You must be the kind of scrotum pinching, cousin shagging, child buggering male chavenistic apeman that one would associate with the south USA. Why don't you go back to alambama with that banjo on your knee along with that kid you picked up in tennesse, I feel nausiated by the glow emerging from the red of you rear under-head. - Matt Sloper
Well, a hob is a thing on a cooker... But any goblin hanging around there is going to get 3rd degree burns. So, with reference to goblins it has little meaning.

And, while your inability to read must be a stigmatism in your slow process of mental development, I make it quite clear on this site that I'm British (although I take little pride in it) and I hate George Bush Jnr (while you'd expect hicks to like him).

So, no, I'm not going to Tennesse or Alabama or Wisconsin for the pure reason that they'd see my superior genes and subject me to all sorts of genetic tests in order to splice my genes with theirs. The horror!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13Your score for Overall was 13 (65%)
Posted on Tuesday, 25th November 2003
 
You are one sad, deprtessing guy.why the hll would you even consider doin this .....lettin ppl insult you?u need help.....and id say quick! - Keli_X_James
Actually, it keeps me sharp and boosts my ego... I mean, I spend most of my day facing pointless oblivion and unimportance. It's nice to face off against someone else - in a detached sort of way - and note that they take a small time out of their day for me.

I think this website is all the help I need.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 24th November 2003
 
You bastard - Me
You fucker!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Monday, 24th November 2003
 
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