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October 2005

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Week 41

go be a missionary in Thailand - The Church
If you're from the Catholic Church, I think you're looking for someone who is a little more into kiddy-fiddling than I am.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
You are quite the little vermin arn't you old chap, you are a bit of a pong. - Duke Beaumio
I am a dastardly bounder, good sir, and be sure that you commit that to memory.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
nice tits - J
Thanks. I paid a lot for them and they're the finest that money can buy.

Go on, have a feel.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
:D - eee willy
I think it's actually D:/sys/fuku2.dik

I'm so nerdy.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
syphilitic afterbirth of a backalley gangbang - muthafuckinremix
If you'd said "You're the..." then that could have been really insulting. As it is, it's just a statement of random words.

Shame.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
lllushious - holly(the fukin slag)
I presume you mean "luscious".

The opposite of luscious is actually "dry". I don't get it. Unless you mean "Illustrious".
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
hey i shit at insults but ill try 1 ok...

fuk u u spaticated bitch who suks his mums fadge day in day out and suks his dads cok as well and is a fukin whore who cant live with out his sister of a slapper.ypou fukin slag and a boyfrriend nicker a 2 timin freakapathic piece of shit rubbed up ya arse !(bye the way this is aall the stuff im wantin toi tell my best friend because shes all of dis the lil bitch) - holly(the fukin slag)

Thanks for the little story. I'm sure we all feel much better now.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
No-one has insulted you well for a month, just goes to show how many people care about you... - George
That's where you're wrong, I just haven't answered them.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
You eat out sweaty ass while felching on fat a donkey choad with your rectal cavity. - tingige
What is it with you and all the donkey references?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
you're as funny as an arse-licking testicle cooker having intercourse with a green sheep-dog - tingige
Yeah, how can you not read "arse-licking testicle cooker having intercourse with a green sheep-dog" and not laugh your head off?

I'm some funny fucking shit, motherfucker.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Tuesday, 11th October 2005
 
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