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October 2004

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Week 44

You're a tuckfarded wastard-banker and your face is less attractive than a rancid puddle of anal seepage. - ?!?
Yay! Anal seepage!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Sunday, 31st October 2004
 
Villa Scum, go back to brum - Steve
I'm sure Villa fans aren't particularly offended by this and, given that I am not a Villa fan, I am not at all offended by this.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 1 (5%)
Posted on Sunday, 31st October 2004
 

Week 41

How do you make a bear cross? Just nail two bears together. Thought i'd enter with a joke, break the ice. Of course, why i came here is perhaps a bit uncertain. I haven't the foggiest. I suppose i need a point of exit now. I could head back out the way i came, but... oh dear god i couldn't face being connected to that tramp again. He abuses me so much. It's so dark in here don't you think? Urgh, my head his pumping. Gosh! I think i'm going to be sick. - Turgid Exploring Penis
I get it... An abused Penis going to be sick...

I don't get the bear joke though. Or why you wrote any of this.

Booo, I say! Boooooo!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Monday, 11th October 2004
 
Hearing your voice, my dear man, is much like listening to the quelling sound of a pork sword, stabbing at beef flaps. The distaste i feel for you is parallel to felching piping-hot cheese from a pirate's arse. Your scent brings to mind the stench of an unkempt whore's musk. You appeal to my senses, it is no wonder i have made you my wife. - Obsession
I'm married?? Goddamn Jack Daniels... Does it everytime! I demand an anulment due to diminshed capacity!
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Monday, 11th October 2004
 

Week 40

Now this is my idea of fun, yup 24/7 dissin of the biggest moron on the net... - visa1980
It don't get much better than this...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17Your score for Overall was 17 (85%)
Posted on Thursday, 7th October 2004
 
you're a real waste of skin, the rest of you is just about OK... - visa1980
Well, I only have the skin to keep the rest of me in the right place...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Wednesday, 6th October 2004
 
Boffin (is that actually an insult?) - Mike
No, it's a mark of envy.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Wednesday, 6th October 2004
 
Minger - Mike
Yes?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Wednesday, 6th October 2004
 
You're so fat that everytime you turn around it's your bitthday. - Mike
*spinning in circles*

Gimme presents bitch....
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Wednesday, 6th October 2004
 
*ERRRR YOU LIKE GIRLS! - THAT's SO GAY!!!!* (I have to admit, that onew wasn't actually mine, it was used on me at school. I just wanted to see if anyone else was insulted by it, I wasn't) - Mike
No, I appreciate the irony.

Ahhh, school kids. They suck.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Quality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12Your score for Overall was 12 (60%)
Posted on Wednesday, 6th October 2004
 
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