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2003 archives: Sep.Oct.Nov.Dec

October 2003

Week 42

Your normal, ordinary, average, conventional and in no way stand out from the crowd. - Tam
Clever... I see what you're doing. The old reverse psychology. "Try to convince him that he doesn't have anything to feel aggrieved for and maybe he'll stop"... Interesting. Of course, it means that you really think the complete opposite, which si to say that I'm weird, bizzare, unconventional and stick out like a sore thumb... It's the thought that counts...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Saturday, 25th October 2003
 
HAH! You dick-wit, you'd lose a battle of wits with retarded pond-life.... Btw you must be extremely sad and lonely to resort to being insulted to get attention... - xXDARKSTARXx
Yes and yes... I mean, Darkstar, I could tell you all about my life and how sad and lonely I am. The moles don't even thieve from my vegetable patch anymore... The carpenter doesn't want to come and fix my ramshackle hut and the fat, ugly lady - my only solace and tender friend - has abandoned me. I'm so lonely that the only thing that can fill the whole; the only thing that will make people talk to me is letting them insult me. It worked on you... Are you that pond life you mentioned then? I mean, I always considered my penis to be somewhat more intelligent that pond-life but in calling me "dick-wit", you clearly demonstrate your opinion of your reproductive organs - shit, they must drag you to fuck some real mingers...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Saturday, 25th October 2003
 
Your attempts humour astound me in quite how bad they are... Do you think you're funny? I'm gonna break your kneecaps, you donkey-arse-raping-shit-eater. - Dave Dingle
Thanks, Dave. Just what I've always wanted... Your opinion. No, wait, that's not what I meant. What I want you to do is shut the fuck up and get on with your part of this website.
And stop stealing insults from South Park.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Wednesday, 22nd October 2003
 

Week 41

- ninette scott
You said nothing... Not a bean... You wanted to give me your name, I suppose. Ninette Scott... Do they call you "Ninny"? I'm going to call you Ninny... Because you are. On a section where it says, in big letters "Insultathon" you completely missed the point and gave me your name.
This is a big disappointment to me, Ninny.
It's not like I have anything else ot live for. I wait everyday for an insult to come it make me feel at least important enough to hate. And here, you give me your name: Ninette Scott.
So, Ninny, what am i to do? I can't really rate this particularly highly... It's not vulgar unless you read it as "Nin ate Scott"... It's original, I've never had anyone try to insult me by giving me their name...
I think you're in love with me... That's what it is! Well, you're going to have to do a lot better to win my affections.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Tuesday, 14th October 2003
 
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