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January 2006

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Week 4

Without me, you're only you. And you still type too loudly. - JCP
Without you, I don't get inundated by bullshit about Mike Patton that blatantly isn't true: like the fact that he is nice to look at or is a more talented singer than Freddie Mercury.

That said, he did make Faith No More better: their old singer was truly poop on a stick.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 
as he is an idiot i think i dont like him. - idiot
I pressume you're speaking about God. If so, you're right, He is an idiot and you shouldn't like him.

He drinks and crucifies his kids.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 2Your score for Quality was 2 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 
You contain as much depth as "The Transported" starring Jason Stratham and you have the morality of "Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas" coupled with the sexuality of "lolita". What a little movie mix up you are indeed! - George
You mean the Transporter. Moreover, that means you have watched that travesty: what the hell do I care about your opinion for?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!)Your score for Originality was 5 (You get stars if you do really well!) Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 
Fuckers - Cock
Yeah, fuck the fucking fuckers.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 
Insults just for you...

You are an ineffably promiscuous cretin and a myopic, flesh-creeping parasite on the state's recourses.

You are an indescribably insufferable dolt and a malingering, orgasm faking abomination to all and sundry.

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

You are a piteously licentious cretin and a maniacal, armpit-licking quibbling querulous quidnunc.

You are a monstrously vulgar yokel and a miserable, armpit-licking mass of existential impotence.

In conclusion - Sit the hell down and shut up you fat stupid moronic pile of crap! - good for a 12 year old

Look stop trying to ball more than one insult up into a single package.

I will only consider insults on their individual merit, not a collective score.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 1 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4Your score for Overall was 4 (20%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 
Entrez La Subjeter par la deson - Bonjor de la retarde
Nope. Don't know what you're on about.

However, if you were to jabber in that foreign speak on public transport and laugh loud and abraisively, you could probably piss a lot of people off...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Sunday, 22nd January 2006
 

Week 3

You type too loudly and don't smell very nice at all. - JCP
Thanks, JCP.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: You scored nothing for Vulgarity
Overall: You scored nothing for Overall (0%)
Posted on Monday, 16th January 2006
 
ur so hidious u went to get plastic surgory done, but the doctor had to be blind folded so he was not distracted by ur ugly freak face. He looked at it after and said he made a hell of a improvement even though he did a fuck up of it... but even after ur surgory a bulldog chewing a wasp would turn its nose up in disgust due to the eye burning features u call a face! - good for a 12 year old - good for a 12 year old
See... You spelled your last one so well and then spelled this one like a certified retard. What's the deal with that?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8Your score for Overall was 8 (40%)
Posted on Monday, 16th January 2006
 
Hi dickwad i came up with the perfect insult for u...

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.
hate from - good for a 12 year old - Anonymous

Well, I have to be honest, this really is a trifle of an insult. By that, I mean that it is a whole bunch of different things layered upon one another to make it into one thing.

Unlike trifle, this is something of a damp squib. It's not "a million monkeys" it's "an infinite number of monkeys": the principle being that in a situation of infinitum, there would exist a monkey that, eventually, hit the correct keys in sequence to produce the complete works of Shakespeare.

The principle that a million monkeys would type a bunch of shit (eg: the internet) is a valid one but, there you are, slinging mud when you, in fact, seem to be enjoying wallowing in it yourself.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5Your score for Quality was 5 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Monday, 16th January 2006
 

Week 2

you are an ass probing pimp - micro--wave
And my bitches are F-Y-INE.
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Monday, 9th January 2006
 
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