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January 2004

Week 4

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers! - fuck u
Yes
Quality: You scored nothing for Quality Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3Your score for Overall was 3 (15%)
Posted on Thursday, 29th January 2004
 
You crusty-ass cum bubble. I hope the next time you go to the zoo you get brutalized by a rabid Silver-back Gorilla, and ass raped by the zoo keeper that's banging your grand-mother's corpse. - Creep
I don't like Zoos.... Zoos make me depressed. I go to Wildlife Parks where you can see the animals moving around and being a little more like they would be in the wild.

All you've done is given me more reason not to go to Zoos and told me where my grandmother's corpse is (we had been wondering).
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16Your score for Overall was 16 (80%)
Posted on Monday, 26th January 2004
 
You obviously came from a load your mother should of swallowed... - Creep
As did everyone, the proliferation of the human race is to the detriment of every other living beast on the planet and the planet itself.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 2Your score for Originality was 2 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 2Your score for Vulgarity was 2
Overall: Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7Your score for Overall was 7 (35%)
Posted on Sunday, 25th January 2004
 

Week 3

You seem to have a come back for everything so try this... blarg houit bog fum killawattie frek cock! - little bird
I'm glad you're impressed by my repertoire. And to answer your insult: blung biddle loob framblesnatch lillip blat
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9Your score for Overall was 9 (45%)
Posted on Friday, 23rd January 2004
 

Week 2

you remind me of someone from mingers.com =| - Alan
I am not unlike Geert in possessing a large forehead and a receeding hairline. Very perceptive.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4Your score for Originality was 4 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 1
Overall: Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11Your score for Overall was 11 (55%)
Posted on Friday, 16th January 2004
 
I've seen a BNP rally with more intelligence than you - Bassett Hater
Well, I mean, BNP people can speak and stand up so they must have some rudimentary intelligence, say, an IQ of 5... Now, big rallies must attract 50 people or more so that's a combined IQ of 250... So, yeah, I imagine you have.

But you go to BNP rallies so who give a fuck what you think?
Quality: Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3Your score for Quality was 3 Originality: Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5Your score for Originality was 5 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Thursday, 15th January 2004
 
Your a fucking arse raping monkey loser that needs to get some fucking pubes you low life wanker. If you had some intelligence then you would be fucking damgerous you over rated CUNT! - Bob
Again with the conflicting messages. For christ's sake. Wanker and cunt do not really go together. Ass-raping and cunts do not go together.

Stop trying to splice things together because they sound offensive and actually put some thought into things...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Tuesday, 13th January 2004
 
Oh my God, it's the Knobless Wonder!!! Ha ha fucking ha! You're gay and ya shag yer fucking monkey every night!!! PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT - ?!?
Perhaps it's a female monkey... For the you're gay jibe you get 0 originality points. Let's face it, people, gay people just say "er... yes..." and you only say it to heterosexual people because you're that unsure of you're own sexuality anyway. On top of that, you call me knobless... So how the hell do I shag anything??? You people have the continuity of a TV Movie. This is one of the worst insults ever...
Quality: Your score for Quality was 1 Originality: You scored nothing for Originality Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3Your score for Vulgarity was 3
Overall: Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5Your score for Overall was 5 (25%)
Posted on Tuesday, 13th January 2004
 

Week 1

Listen, you sick maschosadistic bastard, I know you crave insults and I'll give you a fucking insult because I'm pissed you made this shitty site- it's a waste of my fucking time you loser! Go cry to momma you neurotic computer nerd and ask her to suck your microscopic dick - Nic
Y'know, I get a lot of these insults and it's only really a source of mild annoyance and passing amusement. Don't tell me you don't like my site because it just makes you look like a dick. If you don't like it and it's a waste of your time, why the fuck are you taking the time to tell me about it, you fucking eejit?

But, yeah, the "neurotic computer nerd" tag is more apt that insulting. Although, I have no desire to cry to my "momma" and request oral sex when it'd be less repulsive and illegal to go and fuck yo' momma.

It's all pretty no irrelevant anyway because it take more than a moron like you to make me cry. Keep trying.

And have a nice day.
Quality: Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4Your score for Quality was 4 Originality: Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3Your score for Originality was 3 Vulgarity: Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4Your score for Vulgarity was 4
Overall: Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15Your score for Overall was 15 (75%)
Posted on Sunday, 4th January 2004
 
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