I prefer sharp weapons but hey, weapons are weapons.
What I would like to use a blunt weapon on is Yahoo. It is eating messages both from and to me.
A well crafted sword is not only a weapon, but a work of art.
When I'm not using it so slice open things (and people) then I can proudly display it on my wall.
Only I get a sword.
I will share it with you by way of stabbing it into your body a few times. Then you will bleed, I will laugh (maybe dance in your blood just a bit) and then I will go share my sword in the same way with others.