When Mzebonga comes to visit, we’ll have the following to make him feel more at home while he’s here in Canada:
Fish and chips.
Copies of the Queen's portrait in copper.
Tea. (I'LL ADD THE WATER TO THE TEA AND EVERYTHING!)
Pet Shop Boys CDs.
Monty Python DVDs. (Just to watch, not to keep.)
We’ll drive on the other side of the road.
Large rocks stuck in the ground for some reason.
Proud to be British!?
Why then, do we have Eastender (retch), Coronation Street, (heave) and Emmerdale (projectile vomit).
Whereas our American brethren produce "House" (swoon), "CSI" (giddy delight) and "West Wing" (increasing excitement). I suppose they produce shit, but fortunately I am unaware of it!
are damn sexy. it could be coming from some outrageously obese man with scabes and it would still be sexy... to a lesser extent, but sexy none the less... Mzebonga's only redeeming quality really
England sucks dog dick. I say this in England. Mr P, do whatever to lose this for England now and the time when he eventually succeeds.
Sloppy getting off and generally sucking ass.
It's like Canada - with history.
As a Brit, I'd like to register my objections: I want our queen traded in. I mean, she's a good sort and she's really done little to harm anyone - quite the opposite: she is a very good monarch who has served this country well.
BUT WOULD YOU LOOK AT QUEEN RANIA OF JORDAN!?!?!
Seriously, I want a queen who looks like that. There's a monarch I could get into... If you catch my drift.
Psh, I'd still get into our Queen, look at that wicked smile of hers, you know she's a demon! PHWAR!
Queen Rania is - uh - average I suppose? Looks too much like that awful Knightley bint to me! Give me Lizzie any day! Phwarrrrr!
GAH ELEVEN HOURS IN THE CAR BOO TOO SCOTLAND, it's too far away... also the A80 was being REALLY ellusive... only GOD knows how I ended up in nottingham.
Well the Brits produce a lot of shows and music that I like. Douglas Adams is one of my favorite authors! I can even admit that I might even get along with a few of the Brit bastards.
They're just grand. Without them, the word arse would have died decades ago.