I don't think about Salad much. I mean, I eat quite a bit of it. It's got to be crispy and fresh. If it isn't crispy and fresh, then it's wrong. Other than that, there is very little I can say that will make it interesting.
Just don't put dressing on it.
You don't make friends with salad.
Anyone who has been to University or the residence of University students will know that the primary use for Salad Crispers is not for salads. Indeed, friges are not places for Salad in Student Digs... Neither are Student Digs themselves for that matter.
No, Salad Crispers are for beer. I discovered to my satisfaction today that each of my Salad Crispers is perfectly sized to hold 6 bottles of beer.