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New Year

Its just another excuse for a party - by the way happy new and have a drink for me.

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Monday, 31st December 2001

"T'is the season to get shit-faced, la la la la la ..."
Well Plebs - 2003 is but nigh and one can only wonder what delights it might hold? That arsehole Bush will probably get the war he so desperately wants. Tony Blair will try for the Presidency and the Tories will be privatized. Westlife will attempt to become men and fail and millions will succumb to that mindless tripe - "Flop Idols"
Doubtless we'll have to endure more shit from the muck spreaders and those delightful kiddie comics - The Sun & The Mirror will avoid the real news as always as they trawl for sex, lies and the mundane.
Me, I'll pray for a cure for Aids, Alzheimer's and Cancer and hope that one day kids will just enjoy being kids - safe, secure and sound! Merry Christmas

Posted by Festus on Saturday, 21st December 2002

Whoopee! I bet you're wondering where you are, who you are and what you are? Shouldn't have that last pint of Old Morag's Mildew eh?
I've just heard that Cherie Blair has made a New Years resolution. She going straight!

Posted by Festus on Wednesday, 1st January 2003

I've been particularly mean to people who have told me "Happy New Year" for the following reasons:

1) The last few haven't been particularly happy - although they weren't unhappy, just a healthy dose of "yeah, whatever".

2) There's likely to be nothing new about it because it's always the same shit over and over again.

As a result, I haven't be reciprocating this seasonal greetings for the pure fact that saying "Year" to people is just as dumb as saying "Word"... But people do that, so I suppose I could just say to all of you "Year".

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 1st January 2004

Happy New Year my fellow mates. I hope your not looking to rough this morning. If you are go back to bed and bag your head under the blanket.

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Thursday, 1st January 2004

What is more random that a new year? I mean, we draw a line in the sand at some pre-determined point that is related to the way in which our planet spins and then we claim that every thing that occurred before it is done with and that everything that occurs after it is a land of opportunity.

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 31st December 2005

The sad fact is that I was 100% stone cold sober and went to bed at 10.45pm! However, now all that superfluous bullshit is over I can get drunk in peace! (As long as Mzebonga doesn't keeping pissing off with my beer!)

Posted by Festus on Sunday, 1st January 2006

Actually I had a quiet new year in with my parents, just us three, mainly because I have flu.

This hasn't stopped my trying to seduce my sister's German friend.

Can I point out I havn't sworn in this post? That's an achievement right?

Posted by George on Sunday, 1st January 2006

HAPPY New Year

The idea's a nice one. The reality is somewhat different.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 31st December 2001

Resolutions

I was more surprised by George Bush Jnrs assertions that he's going straight. He'll surely lose his membership to the Secret Society of the Limp Wristed.

His father will be disappointed.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 4th January 2003
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