This is a vision worthy of Nostradamus. The end of the world is coming and it has to do with telephones!
I was idly pondering to myself and I learned that Monday on the alphanumeric pad is "666239". 666?! The sign of the beast!
So, I thought "this must be an Omen"! And I quickly wondered what the significance of 239 could be. A date? 2nd March 2009? So I checked... And it's a Monday! THE END IS COME!
I was born on a Monday.