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Mick Jagger

This old man - very wealthy and very famous; resembles a rock troll. His lips are really Dunlop re-treads; if he had a lisp people would drown. He is skinny, bow-legged and looks as though he's on a permanent bender. The appeal of this man in respect of the female fraturnity escapes me; but then again, I'm just a geezer. Jonanthan Ross suggested, (quote)"That the most effective use of that famous yaw was to give blow jobs to bull elephants",(unquote).

Posted by Festus on Sunday, 2nd February 2003