< Screams and runs away. >
It's about living with the things you HATE about the other person. If you can't get over the stuff you hate then it's doomed. The only way out is to kill them and make it look like an accident.
I would like to request that everyone stop alluding to the fact that Festus has a Significant Other. This can me reproduction: I don't like the idea that Festus might reproduce.
Any child of Festus would be severely detrimental to mankind.