An elk. Hmm. They can get pretty big. Although, you didn't say it had to be a REAL elk, nor even a living one. I'm sure I could find you a small plastic or plush elk and mail it to you for under $20 CDN. But you'd have to send me money for it all.
Unless you could pay me other ways. You know, other ways.
Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more.
My parcel has not arrived. This is unacceptable.
If JCP has one thing to send you, brace yourself, for your simple parcel will also be filled to the brim with some of the most amusing, yet ultimately disposable, crap that you have ever encountered.
Sure it will take a while to get there but it's usually worth it.
I have to cycle all the way to the mail depot to get the bloody things and the opening hours for that place SUCK.