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Mailing an Elk to the UK

An elk. Hmm. They can get pretty big. Although, you didn't say it had to be a REAL elk, nor even a living one. I'm sure I could find you a small plastic or plush elk and mail it to you for under $20 CDN. But you'd have to send me money for it all.

Unless you could pay me other ways. You know, other ways.
Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 15th June 2005


My parcel has not arrived. This is unacceptable.

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 24th January 2006


If JCP has one thing to send you, brace yourself, for your simple parcel will also be filled to the brim with some of the most amusing, yet ultimately disposable, crap that you have ever encountered.

Posted by Mzebonga on Friday, 24th February 2006

Damn straight.

Sure it will take a while to get there but it's usually worth it.

Posted by JCP on Saturday, 25th February 2006

Parcels That Are Too Big For My Letterbox


I have to cycle all the way to the mail depot to get the bloody things and the opening hours for that place SUCK.

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 17th August 2006
(Requested by Mzebonga on Thursday, 17th August 2006)