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She could totally kick my ass.
Have you seen that woman's thighs?
She'd kick ALL our asses.

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 20th November 2005

Sure you're both giants and George may have secret hidden fighting skills BUT she was kicking ass in the 80s when you were both still figuring out how to not shit yourselves. She's pushed out brats, done world tours that would kill the average person and trains like a psycho. She'd find your weakness, which is that you both willingly obey dominant sexy females.

Deal with it, we'd ALL get our asses kicked.
Oh, sorry, ARSES kicked.

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 20th November 2005

Shh wouldn't be able to kick my arse, it's far higher than JCP's, I doubt she could kick Mzebonga's either.

Haha, JCP is the only one Madonna could kick the arse of.

This amuses me.

Posted by George on Sunday, 20th November 2005

I used to hate Madonna when she faked an appalling British accent.

I hated her even more when she started adopting half of Africa in dubious legal circumstances.

Now that she's ditched those kids and is thrusting her aged and, frankly, skeletal frame around on large stages around the world, I want to vomit at the sight of her!

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 26th July 2009