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Wake Up. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Go to bed. Sleep.

It don't get better than this!

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 23rd December 2001

Someone said that "life is just one damned thing after another".

I'm inclined to agree with a more astute philosopher who claimed: "life isn't one damned thing after another, it's the same damned thing over and over again".

Posted by Mzebonga on Friday, 11th January 2002

They say it's a funny old world! Well, why has everybody stopped laughing? We live in a hard pushed and stressed society. God, you know sometimes I get so wound up I could eat a pickled Gerkhin. Does this all account for all the "Chillout" recordings flooding onto the market? Chill out! We'll all be frozen solid! It's all dash, dash; rush, rush! Deadlines, headlines and mainlines! Whatever happened to The Laughing Policeman? We all need a good dose of cerebral Senakot! There's just so much shit around. Like this crap I'm coming out with now! It's a funny old world . . . isn't it. . . ?

Posted by Festus on Wednesday, 13th February 2002

Why is life ever so boring. I wanna have fun ,everybody is boring. Its not fair why do I have this life? Who knows, maybe I should make it better. How? I don't think I can make it better. I'm stuck in this lfe. How do I get out? I don't know. Guess I'm stuck here.Maybe Mzebonga can help?

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Sunday, 19th January 2003

Self help is life. No one will help you unless they want to do it for their own reasons. As such, you can't ever rely on anyone to have a reason to help you. So, the only way to get help is to help yourself.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 7th April 2003

Life is like a box of chocolates - it either makes you sick or gives you the shits!

Posted by Festus on Friday, 2nd May 2003

I am a benchmark. It is my destiny to be the biggest underachiever of all time because it will make all the other underachievers feel so much better about themselves.

I'm staying right here in my ass groove.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 3rd July 2004

You just better start sniffing your own rank subjugation, mack: It's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician forever, man, and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive.

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 5th July 2005

It's just random noise and blurry images.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 19th October 2005

Life sucks!
Life stinks!
People stink!
If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to come back on the planet Atorial 9 - some 6 billion light years away!
(And it'll be a one way ticket)

Posted by Festus on Friday, 16th June 2006

How To Make Life Better

If I knew how to make life better, do you think I would have a comprehensive diary espousing all the reasons why life is annoying? Still, if you all want to pitch in and help make my life better so I can tell you how to do it, please send me money.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 19th January 2003

Life Sucks

....yeah but it's all good cause Death swallows...

Posted by George on Monday, 24th April 2006

Linear Existences

Why do we have to be born live then die? Wouldn't it be better if we could die, be born then live or be born, die then live.

Why live life in chronological order? It's much better if you can live life in any order you feel like living it. Then you could also live the best bits over again. How cool would that be?

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 22nd December 2001