"All we have to do now is take these lies and make them true somehow."
Marilyn Manson is my cousin and at family gatherings he's called "Chuckles".
Onion dip has ground up dirt in it.
I own the patent on the letter X.
One time, I came across a magic door in a forest. When I looked through, I saw lots of pink and fuzzy creatures giggling in a field of pink flowers, so I pulled the door shut and ran away from it.
Tap dancing is a soothing thing to listen to, especially when it's a room full of little kids learning.
Vampires have contacted me and it turns out they're super polite.
Madonna lives in my closet and I feed her used cat litter.
Eurovision showcases top-notch performers and quality music.
Peacocks (that's right, those showy birds) are responsible for most of the bad cartoons on TV today.