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Ketchup

It is usually red and it comes in glass or squeezey bottles.
By far its finest hour is when Mr Burns stands in the middle of the supermarket and says: "Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? Oh, hello, are you here to solve my ketchup problem?"

Posted by Mzebonga on Wednesday, 13th February 2002

I like Green Tomato Ketchup, I think that it's cool! Looks like a mixture of puke and thick snot! Bloody well tastes like it as well!
(By the way, it's on special offer at Tescos - buy one get 6 free!)

Posted by Festus on Thursday, 14th February 2002

Doesn't it just piss you off the way ketchup congeals in the bottom of the bottley thing, even if you have a squeezey one you need to have forearms like fucking Arnie's to get even a merry little caked in nugget of sauce.

Such a waste will not be tolerated when the revolution comes.

Posted by George on Tuesday, 9th August 2005

Ketchup is a weird word... I mean, to all intents and purposes, it's a puree or a sauce but we use the word ketchup.

Ketch.
Up.

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 24th January 2006
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