It is usually red and it comes in glass or squeezey bottles.
By far its finest hour is when Mr Burns stands in the middle of the supermarket and says: "Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? Oh, hello, are you here to solve my ketchup problem?"
I like Green Tomato Ketchup, I think that it's cool! Looks like a mixture of puke and thick snot! Bloody well tastes like it as well!
(By the way, it's on special offer at Tescos - buy one get 6 free!)
Doesn't it just piss you off the way ketchup congeals in the bottom of the bottley thing, even if you have a squeezey one you need to have forearms like fucking Arnie's to get even a merry little caked in nugget of sauce.
Such a waste will not be tolerated when the revolution comes.
Ketchup is a weird word... I mean, to all intents and purposes, it's a puree or a sauce but we use the word ketchup.