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JCP Accepts the following method of payments:

Blaster Card, Viza, American Reject, Pebbles, Pizza, Coffee granules, Slaves, IOU One Smite gift vouchers and Sock Monkey torture devices.

She doesn't accept cheques. Cheques smell pooey.

Posted by George on Wednesday, 15th June 2005

JCP is just like Tom Cruise. Short and evil.

Posted by Mzebonga on Wednesday, 13th July 2005

On one of my more tangible conversations with the iritable little Canadian, I discovered that she was a crack whore.

In fact on my suggest that she should give up the old rocks she just said to me:

"Fuck that I'm not giving up crack."

The proof, ladies and gentlemen, is in the little bunny eared quotie thingy doodar.

Posted by George on Thursday, 8th December 2005

You'd love for me to tell you so you could discover my secret power and bring me down. I'm not going to tell you. You will never win. Give up now. Bwahahaha

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 14th December 2005
(Requested by Mzebonga on Monday, 5th December 2005)

Where is JCP

She fucked off and got a life.

Posted by George on Tuesday, 20th April 2010

Why JCP Is Better Than Me

She has boobs.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 3rd July 2004