JCP Accepts the following method of payments:
Blaster Card, Viza, American Reject, Pebbles, Pizza, Coffee granules, Slaves, IOU One Smite gift vouchers and Sock Monkey torture devices.
She doesn't accept cheques. Cheques smell pooey.
JCP is just like Tom Cruise. Short and evil.
On one of my more tangible conversations with the iritable little Canadian, I discovered that she was a crack whore.
In fact on my suggest that she should give up the old rocks she just said to me:
"Fuck that I'm not giving up crack."
The proof, ladies and gentlemen, is in the little bunny eared quotie thingy doodar.
You'd love for me to tell you so you could discover my secret power and bring me down. I'm not going to tell you. You will never win. Give up now. Bwahahaha
She fucked off and got a life.
She has boobs.