Mzebonga pays me to post here. I get more money for requests than just my random postings.
SO SEND ME SOME REQUESTS.
I'm saving up for a sword.
And I don't want people writing in lame requests about love or relationships or gushy stupid stuff like that. Keep it simple so I can answer quickly, yet enough that Mzebonga can't claim that it wasn't REALLY a topic at all. (He's a cheap bastard.)
Ignore the rest of this site, and just send in a few requests so I can get a shiny sword.
Yea! I should be paid by the WORD!
I bet he's going to try to and say that I lied though. He'll make up some excuse about how he never said he'd pay me or anything like that. Mzebonga is a bastard.
I should get 200 pounds! That's maybe $50,000 Canadian!
Mzebonga really should get ready to send me that money, I'm getting closer every day.
Then I can buy fun stuff like dinosaurs.
It says that I will think if given incentives.
I clearly remember giving Mzebonga ice cream so that he would answer questions on my site.
I don't remember getting ANYTHING for posting on here.
So, Tiki, what is my incentive for posting here?
I demand pizza.
Yeah Mzebonga?! What happened to my night of passion?!?!
Whatever happened to working for the sake of doing a good job? For pride in ones work? Today's is such a mercenary workforce.
So to answer each of the questions:
JCP: The deal was Luxury Ice Cream and your Sister-in-Law. I received normal Ice Cream and your sister-in-law didn't even show me asscrack.
George: I offered no such incentive. Stop making things up.
I gave you QUALITY ice cream.
I promised she'd BE there, not that you could put your grubby Brit paws on her. And she WAS there, you got to sit beside her and everything.
You're just a whiner and a cheap bastard for not paying up.
I'm glad I spit in your ice cream when you weren't looking.