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They are stupid! NARF!

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 23rd December 2001

I don't wanna waste my time and become another casualty of society,
I'll never fall in line and become another victim of conformity.

Thank you Sum 41.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 15th June 2003

To explain there are many kinds of stupid people. There are people who are ignorant and won't hear anything in argument of their opinions and perceptions (sidewards and pointed glances at certain sectors of the American and French nations). There are people who are smug and self-important and think their word is law. Finally, there are people who are just stupid and dodder around doing weird stuff.

How do we deal with them? Kick the first two kinds in the crotch and have patience with the last kind.

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 16th December 2003

There are chicks out there who claim they had an abortion when they didn't.

The world is in one hell of a sad state when people lie about this sort of thing just to get some attention.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 28th April 2004

You know, Jim Morrison can say that people are strange when you're a stranger, but even when you know everyone in the room, people are STILL strange.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 7th July 2004

I'm surrounded by boring people. You people really need to start expanding your horizons and finding some new wallpapers.

I can hook you up with some, first time it's free.
After that, well it costs you.

Posted by JCP on Tuesday, 5th July 2005

Why is it that when someone gets right on your bloody tits, and they know they get on your tits they get on your tits for the fun of it?
People are sick and degenerate.
I find that people who say they 'have a sense of humour' are the worst offenders. Bastards!
Of course - I am perfect!!

Posted by Festus on Saturday, 1st April 2006


There's a lot of them about, many have been voted president of the US or Prime Minister of Britain. Most are intent on aquiring as much stuff as they can with least regard for people who are worth their atoms.

i.e.; most people aren't worth their atoms - maybe even you.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 30th December 2001

If you follow every problem to it's ultimate source, you'll find an asshole.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 31st December 2001

When you're just being talked to or someone is presenting some point of view or asking for some money for services rendered, it's frankly rude and hurtful to slam the door in a persons face.

It doesn't take much to talk these things through or politely explain your stance as regards what they're saying.

People who slam the door in the face of children who naively delivered a newspaper to their door ought to be flayed, salted and then set on fire.

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 20th June 2002


Why is it that some men feel they can treat women as objects? Good example; where I work a number of the fellas there think it's acceptable to demand extremely creepy touchy feely hugs all the time with the girls, I'm not against hugging (lord no) but the WAY they think that they can touch these girls all the time frankly counts as sexual harrassment,

I'm pretty touchy feely because I was born with a hearing impediment and my Mother taught me to speak by putting my hand on her cheek so I could feel how the words were formed and as a result I touch people's arms, but these guys ACTUALLY suck. So yeah, you suck you pervy men, now FOAD.

Posted by George on Sunday, 3rd July 2005