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Hair

All hair is a pain, it would be just great if it also didn't grow on your legs, bikini line and you had neat eyebrows already without having to wax ouch! I just wonder about the stuff you wipe on then wipe the hair off, sounds a bit suss to me. I mean have you seen the ads, its so foul they wipe this cream on then get a cloth and wipe the hair off this really hairy bloke with a hairy back.Ewwww!!

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Wednesday, 13th March 2002

Look at the hair!
Look at the hair!!! Look at it!!! Isn't it wonderful? And a moustache too! A work of art!

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 2nd October 2003

It occurred to me that the shaven look is kinda in fashion at the moment...

It costs 5.50 for a haircut. It costs 20 for some clippers. I spent 20 on some clippers and I saved myself 5.50 a month and a hell of an annoying trip to the barber.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 24th May 2004

My hair now reaches to my waist. I have been saying that I need a haircut for months now but haven't actually had it done. Summer is coming so I need some of it hacked off my head. Would anyone like to buy it for their creepy stalker shrine?

Posted by JCP on Friday, 13th May 2005

Armpit Hair

It's annoying, it inevitably gets skanky and horrible. Shaving it off is a pain and, eventually, itchy.

There is no solution to Armpit Hair. It is an evolutionary fuckup.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 11th March 2002

armpit hairs

I personally hate armpit hairs. I don't shave them because i'm not that girly. But they get smelly and sweaty and itchy and, frankly, I want rid of mine...

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 13th November 2003

Beards

I don't trust men with beards. I don't care how nicely trimmed it is or anything, they're creepy. Never trust a man with a beard.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 14th April 2004

Dirty Hair

Dirty hair is gross and it smells, so why do so many not wash their hair? I'm a hairdresser and I have to put up with cutting your dirty hair so clean it.

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Saturday, 22nd December 2001

Hairy Arses

Okay, I'm not one for looking at other guys bits and bobs.

But HOLY SHITE I had no idea that arses could be that hairy! Now I know why they call Dave O'Kane "Gandalf the Grey".

I thought it was some fucking nerd joke.

Posted by Dave Dingle on Saturday, 5th June 2004

Hairy Toes

I have hair on the joints of most of my toes. In fact I have hair that runs along the ridge of my foot down to the joint in my big toe. Not much of it, not worth shaving or cutting or calling me a Gorilla. Just some. I think it's funky.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 8th April 2002
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