hmmm hate is a strong word.... but I... umm, I REALLY HATE people who spill popcorn in cinemas, they deserve to die at the hands of a sadistic Gnu.
I like mad tshirts that scare old ladies in my town, I love green and wear it a lot on my clothes and face and such. I have eaten solely BBQ chicken today, it was scrummy. I prefer blunt instruments to sharp objects and would dearly love to smite my enemies with my PC monitor.
As for pain, well, I dunno, never did anyone any harm eh?
Sometimes I get irritatingly happy, to an extent where people want to tie me to a boulder and subject me to the whims and mercy of the French.
I don't know why I get so happy, but it's fun, funfunfunfunfun and I bounce.
Normally a day later I go back to planning people's deaths. Which is equally as good.
I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George.
George is a GIANT so we all look like midgets to him.
And I will gladly slap you George, until you BLEED.
Mzebonga first though, I've known him longer so it's only fair.
I'm honestly surprised he's lived as long as he has.
I'm sure there is a trail of luck that explains many of his survival of many encounters in life. Then again, anyone who lives in Swindon and survives to tell the tale is pretty lucky.
Trust me, no-one is more suprised that I've reached this age than my mother, after incidents with Talc. Powder, white spirit, and the fact that I was the most irratating little bastard in the world, it's amazing I'm still here really....
George isn't my real name, if you bastards knew that then you'd come and try to rape me.
JCP knows my real name. This alarms me.
So does Mzebonga... shit, I need to run.
Do NOT enter a public convenience (or any other ) with George - he's a penis peeker! Bet he wears long shirts!!
October 26 is the 299th day of the year (most of the time).
1863 - The FA is formed.
1905 - Norway becomes independant os Sweden.
1965 - The Beatles Recieve MBEs.
2002 - The Moscow Theatre seige begins.
2006 - George smells of onion.
Not worth the paper it's written on.