Death and carnage, murder and mayhem! Coming to you!
Today is my 24.5th birthday. It is a happy day! Yay!
It's a day of evil and ill-will so you must all obey me.
First, I demand more coffee.
Second, I demand pizza.
Third, I demand more coffee.
Fourth, I demand one of you to dance before me in a monkey outfit so I may laugh.
That is all for now.
I decided to clean my room on this fateful day.
I found a bad mini chedder hidden under my desk, he jumped up, held a gun to my head and nicked my wallet.
I should clean my room more often.