Fire is useful in so many ways, have you ever stopped to think about how great fire is, you can warm your house, cook stuff for you family, administer cruelty to small crunchy animals, piss off teachers, destroy the human race, smite your enemies, feel powerful, learn sciencey type stuff.
Or you could simply just burn stuff, and that's ALWAYS cool.
So we like fire, fire can live after I take over the world.
We don't need no water; let the motherfucker burn.
BURN, MOTHERFUCKER. BURN.
Never have I despensed such sound fucking advice.